dear dear me.
the step farts were too powerful for the young hen. everyone around got a whiff of the gaseous bottom burps leaving y/n bumhole.
*SNNIIIIFFFFFF* said nathan... the schools fart police officer...
"...oh no..."thought y/n... "how am i going to get out of this now??!!!"
"ELLO ELLO ELLO.. IS THat SOME SOUTHERN ERUPTION fLOWING THROUGHOUT MY NASAL CAVITYS🧐"
"good heavens..that fart police officer is mighty fine.." thought y/n - he was 6"9, had brown saggy hair, fat eyebrows and a lazy eye. he was wearing a blue high vis jacket and had one arm buffer than the other
y/n blinked her blue orbs right in the lazy eye line of the fart police officer who looked at y/n (and the floor at the same time)
"i must say.. your one hench mighty man duck of a fart police officer.." said y/n in ore "and that lazy eye of yours just.. astounds me.. tell me, what's it like to look at two things at once??"
"well.. it's quite the trip haha.. ha.! , £ i can always seek out 2 farts at once.."
"wow..." said y/n... y/n was in love!
"hey, fart police officer..?"
"yes?" staring aggressively at y/n whilst examining y/n toes.
"d-d-dyou wanna coke to my place after school??"
"s-sure" fart police officer said, blushing
"but first.. what's your name?" muttered y/n
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the day i shit my pants
Science Fictionthis story is about a powerful journey carried out by a powerful woman and the struggles she faced along the way very emotional contains sex inspiring #sex #balckmarket #nipples
