The Geometric Duet

If Bob did a comedy show(Extra 1)

(Bob)"Hi"

(Bob)"Hey"

(Bob)"Hello...."

(Bob)"I am here today because I want to talk about high school.."

(Bob)"Why high school you may ask."

(Bob)"Because some weird shit happened in high school..."

(Bob)"Ok uhm anyways..."

(Bob)"So It was prom week...everyone was looking for a prom date.."

(Bob)"The most repeated phrase of 'will you go to prom with me'Was the main thing I heard.."

(Bob)"It got annoying pretty fast.."

(Bob)"Anyways I was sitting in math class...I think I just ended because I remember Owl closing her notebook with the label 'Math' on it.."

(Bob)"And then Victoria....one of the popular girls came up to me...and I said 'What do you want?'"

(Bob)"And the she said 'Bob...want to go to prom with me??'"

(Bob)"I was like....FUCK NO!!"

(Bob)"I literally sat there and said '1.No 2.Im gay now....have been ever sense chapter 4 3.Even If I were straight I still wouldn't go to prom with you.'"

(Bob)"I said that and left....also there was a 4th reason..that reason being I wouldn't date lieing bitches......But I didn't want to start a fight.."

(Bob)"I walked out to see Bobal drinking a fucking lemonade Caprisun like an absolute chad..."

(Bob)"I probably sat down on a bench or something...don't know don't care..."

(Bob)"Because I was bored I checked the time on my phone...it was 1:43 Pm.."

(Bob)"And then the craziest shit happened...I say that because I didn't know Victoria was a literal psychopath.."

(Bob)"I stood up from the bench I was probably sitting on...to see Victoria with an absolute pissed off look on her face.."

(Bob)"She walked up to me and said 'You said No??TO ME???NO ONE EVER DENIES ME!!'"

(Bob)"And I said 'Well I just did....So go find someone else's life to ruin..'"

(Bob)"She then pushed me up against Bowaev's locker.."

(Bob)"It hurt like hell....but before anything else could happen Bosip came out and drop kicked her.."

(Bob)"Honestly no one cared if she was a girl...I mean Boder would have probably done the same thing If I was Bowaev.."

(Bob)"I was not concerned for Victoria at all....She got what she deserved...Fucking bitch.."

(Bob)"I literally grabbed Bosip and ran like Usain Bolt down the stairs...because thats where the vending machines where...AND I WANTED A TWIX!!!!!"