I asked my friend who has no idea about Weak Hero – she just said that Donald is hot – to make a little set of questions, so here I am to write the answers I feel like characters are going to give. Also, the interviewer has a personality in this one.
1. Gray Yeon:
Interviewer: Hi, Gray, how are you feeling?
Gray: Bored. May I ask how long is this going to take?
Interviewer: not nearly long enough. Now, how well do you feel in your body?
Gray: I don't like it. This bony excuse of a body is like a curse to me. I can't even walk normally, because there are bastards who want to attack me. Why? Because I look like an easy target.
Interviewer: uh... ok. What have you eaten today?
Gray: why do you care?
Interviewer: it's just a question.
Gray: I ate a lettuce leaf.
Interviewer: sounds tasty, who are your friends and how do you feel about them?
Gray: that's a sensitive topic, moving on.
Interviewer: but that's the most interesting part.
Gray: it's Stephen, ok? And Ben, and Alex, Eugene, Rowan, Teddy. They are my friends and I care about them more than I care about anyone.
Interviewer: that's very heartwarming. Do you like eggs?
Gray: yeah...
Interviewer: I like eggs too. Now, let's get to something spicy, do you have a crush on anyone?
Gray (blushing): no, I don't.
Interviewer: there's no one who you like more than as a friend? You yelled that Stephen boy's name in a really interesting way though.
Gray (taking off his belt): next question.
Interviewer: ok, next question, how do you cope with bullying? Have you ever thought of harming yourself?
Gray: I cope with bullying well enough, I beat the shit out of the bullies. About self harm, I never thought of it.
Interviewer: good for you, man. Well, that was the interview, thank you for your time.
Gray: I hope I'm never gonna see you again.
2. Alex Go
Interviewer: hi, Alex, how are you feeling?
Alex: in less danger here.
Interviewer: yeah, it's as safe as it can be here. I'm glad no one told you that the members of The Union are waiting here too.
Alex: they are?
Interviewer: no worries, if they don't behave, we tranquilize them.
Alex: are you gonna tranquilize me too?
Interviewer: most probably no. Let's continue, how well do you feel in your body?
Ben (from the back of the studio): he's gonna start with his depressing monologue.
Alex: not good, not good at all. I feel weak, useless, I wanna be able to fight alongside Ben with ease. To be there for my friend like he is there for me. To...
Ben runs and hugs Alex when he starts to sob.
Ben: next question.
Interviewer: fine, it was getting interesting, but you had to barge in. What have you eaten today?
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