Boyfriend, Kat, Sonic, Selever, and Pico all fell onto the ground with an OOF!!!
Pico: Ugh. Where are we? What happened? [He looks to see that he was dressed up as Luigi] And why the I look like Luigi?!
Selever: I don't know [Looking at himself in in handheld mirror] But I must say, I look pretty good as Mario!
Kat: [Wakes up only to see that she now looked like Princess Daisy] Eeeeh!!! My dream has finally came true! I can now roleplay as Daisy! [Sees Pico] Hey! They know that we're a couple! [Hugs Pico] This is the perfect match!
Pico: [Giggles and blushes] Thanks, babe.
Daddy Dearest: [Watching from out of the game] Did that boi just call my daughter "babe?!"
Pico: It looks like Boyfriend hasn't woken up yet. [He, Kat, and Selever look at Boyfriend, who was now dressed like Princess Peach, which made Pico snicker]
Selever: [Laughing loudly] Boyfriend's roleplaying as a girl! [Falls onto to ground and continues laughing]
Kat: I wonder where Sonic is.
Pico: Yeah. [Sonic then ran past him, causing the ginger to fall to the ground] Oww! Would you please stop doing that?!
Kat: Sonic? Where's your outfit?
Sonic: I guess the game thought I was so way past cool, that I don't even need some silly costume! Anyway, I heard that Kat's dad trapped us in this game, but I did get something good out of it! I got to stalk Mario! [Pulls out some Sonic fanfictions Mario wrote] I didn't know he liked writing fanfictions! Ya learn something new everyday, am I right? [He looks at a SonAmy fanfiction] Oooh, SonAmy! Spicy! [Blushes as he realized what he just said] Uh, not that I have a crush on Amy or anything! [Blushes madly]
Selever: [To himself] Sonic and Amy sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Boyfriend: [Wakes up] What happened? Where are we? [He sees Pico, Kat, Sonic, and Selever snickering at him] What?! [They keep snickering] What's so funny?!
Kat: [Teleports a mirror into the game] You might wanna look at yourself in the mirror and find out!
Boyfriend: Why do I have to look at a mirror? [He looks into the mirror and saw himself dressed as Princess Peach, causing the blue haired boy to scream] Why am I dressed like Princess Peach?! I'm not even a girl! [The others start laughing loudly upon seeing Boyfriend freak out] Shut up, you guys!
Pico: Alright, fine! Let's just walk around and try to find a way out! [They start walking around for a few minutes until Sonic saw something in the distance]
Sonic: What's that? [He points at a clear pipe that was sticking out of the ground. The group run over to it]
Pico: Why is there a random pipe sticking out of the ground?
Selever: I don't know. Shoud we fix it?
Pico: Why?
Selever: Because we're dressed like plumbers, and plumbers fix pipes! Duh!
Pico: No!
Kat: Pico! At least have a bit of fun while we're in here!
Pico: [Sighs] Fine. [He and Selever quickly fix the pipe]
Sonic: Alright!
Boyfriend: Great job, you guys!
Selever: Hey ginger, we make a pretty great team! [Pico pushes Selever, causing the demon boy to fall to the ground] Bitch! [Items then start spewing out of the pipe]
Pico: Woah!
Selever: Look at all that stuff!
Kat: What was that all about? [She tries to look into the pipe, only for a green sprixie princess to fly out of the pipe]
Boyfriend: Wow!
Pico: Is that a green fairy?
Kat: Aww! It's so cute!
Green Sprixie: HELP MEH!!!! FOR GOOD SAKE, HELP MEH!!!!
Selever: Ugh, she's so annoying! [To the Green Sprixie] SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Green Sprixie: SOME WEIRD TURTLE GUY INVADED MEH KINGDOM AND KIDNAPPED MEH FRIENDS!!!!
Sonic: I think she's talking about Bowser, you guys.
Selever: [To the Green Sprixie] Yeah! That sounds like a you problem, so, we ain't helping! [Bowser pops out of the pipe] HOLY TIKAL!!!!!
Bowser: [Evil laughter]
Sonic: HOLY CHAOS EMERALDS!!!!
Bowser: [He puts the Green Sprixie in a jar] Hey Mario, guess what... [He notices that he wasn't talking to Mario] Hey, wait a minute, you're not Mario.
Selever: Of course I'm not Mario! Mario doesn't have wings, and he most certantly isn't a demon!
Sonic: He is in my opinion!
Bowser: Well jeez, I didn't mean to call you Mario, kid! Now anyway, [He pulls out a piece of paper] Where was I? Oh yeah! Hey weird demon kid, guess what! I just captured all the Sprixie Princesses!
Selever: Okay.
Bowser: You're supposed to sound worried!
Selever: [Pretending to sound worried] Oh no!
Bowser: [Evilly] Anyway, if you wanna save the Sprixie Princesses, you have to complete all the worlds and collect all the green stars I hid around each level!
Boyfriend: That doesn't sound so bad!
Bowser: [Evilly] And if you think that's hard, then try finding all the stamps that I also hid around each level!
Pico: [Glares at Boyfriend] You just had to say something, didn't you, Boyfriend?
Bowser: [Evilly] Good luck with trying to save all the Sprixie Princesses! [Laughs evilly as he goes back into the pipe]
Selever: Okay, so he kidnapped some fairies, big deal! Who wants ice cream?!
Kat: Selever, we gotta save those fairies!
Selever: But they're just useless fairies! What's so important about them?!
Kat: They're living beings, too!
Pico: Well it's not like Princess Blue is being kidnapped! [Points at Boyfriend]
Boyfriend: Hey!!!
Kat: But... But I.... [Sighs in defeat] Screw it, you're right! Let's just go get some ice cream or something! [As they were about to leave, Bowser popped outta the pipe again]
Bowser: Oh, and by the way, [Pulls out some catsuits] There's catsuits!
Selever: CATSUITS?!!! [Runs to the pipe] GIMME CATSUITS!!!! GIMME CATSUITS!!!! GIMME CATSUITS!!!! GIMME CATSUITS!!!! GIMME CATSUITS!!!! [He jumps into the pipe]
Boyfriend: Selever! Wait for us! [He also jumps in]
Kat: So I'm assuming that we don't have a choice anymore?
Pico: Guess not!
Sonic: Alright! Adventure, here I come! [He also jumps in]
Kat: I'm coming too! [She also jumps in]
Pico: [Sighs] Let's just get this over with! [He also jumps in]
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Super Friday 3D Funkin'
FanfictionThe Boyfriend, Pico, Selever, Kat, and Sonic are all teleported into Super Mario 3D world by none other than Daddy Dearest. Can they complete the game and get out safely, or are they stuck in there forever?