MY HEADCANNONS AND ONESHOTS

THE ARCHIVES (Shitpost)

3rd person pov:

"C'mon why do I have to go?" Izuku asked, clearly tired. Why do ya'll go to sleep while I have to find the 2 lovebirds "Yeah, well you don't get sleep anyways (Izukus an Insomniac in my AU)because of that stupid insomnia of yours, so just make use of that time!" the Stun Gun Hero replied, "Yeah bro, let us sleep at least, even if we tried, we all know you still wouldn't go to sleep", "Well maybe if he was laying on Ochakos lap," somebody from the back said and giggled. Mina, she wouldn't stop making jokes about them ever since Ochako told her about her so called 'Crush' on Izuku, "Well, I THINK THAT MIDORIYA-KUN SHOULD TRY AND SLEEP, EVEN IF WE HAVE TO RESORT TO SINGING HIM A LULLABY!" Iida said slicing the invisible vegetables that were in front of his hand. "Look, its ok I'm going guys- Thanks for the concern though Iida-kun!", "BUT MIDORI-", "Iida cut it out," Midoriya signed "Well, sigh I'll be going then" 

Midoriya POV:

He searched everywhere the two lovie-dovies could be, the classes, pool and even the halls. He was starting to give up, because he searched every single area in the entire school, except... the Archive room, there's no way they could be there right? Nobody went there, but that would also make it the best hiding spot. Then he ran as fast as he could, he was gonna get them to the dorms even if it costed his life, he was tired, deadass tired, and maybe he would even pass out when he laid down in his bed tonight, he opened the huge doors of the UA archives, and went inside

Bakugou POV:

"Kachhan! Todoroki-kun!" Shit, it was that damn nerd again, his voice echoed down the halls as he started to get closed and closer, the sound of his footsteps getting louder and louder, "Hey, ICYHOT!", he whisper-screamed breaking the dual-haired teen out of his trance as he was looking at the photo of the 1986 UA festival, Yagi toshinori being In 1st place and his dad (as usual) being in 2nd "What Bakugou?" he asked slightly irritated, "YOU IDIOT DO YOU HEAR THAT?" Bakugou whisper-screamed yet again, god he was done with this dense idiot, then came the call of "Kachhan, Todoroki-kun!" again, and this time. Bakugou knew Todoroki heard it. He froze, dropping the picture and slightly kicking it under the shelf of files. "There, he cant see it now :)" said Todoroki, acting like a dumbass, as usual. "Yeah, you explain why we're here then?" Bakugou said, getting kind of tired of his stupidness. "Uhm. We were....", "We were?", " MAKING OUT!", "WHAT, HELL NO.", "Then you think of something bakugou.", "I-", "THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!" "Uhm. So what do we do", "Unbutton your shirt!", "WHAT NOW" "THATS HOW PEOPLE MAKE OUT >:(", "I- fine?" "Yeah ok lemme unbutton my shirt t-" Todoroki was saying before being interrupted

"You know I was here the whole time right?"

"Oh! Uh, Midoriya-kun? We were- uhm looking at. Midnights photos?"
"Midnight wasn't born in 1986."

"YOU DONT KNOW THAT!"

"Even if she was born she was only 11"

"Ah-"

"So- Want to continue on your search to prove that Endeavor and All might had a thing in highschool tomorrow?"

"HAAH! HOWD YOU KNOW MIDORIYA?"

"Dumbass he was listening in."

"Oh-" said Todoroki, a little fire emerging at the side of his face, probably out of embarrassment

"Anyways! If you want I can help, but today. Maybe I should go sleep on Ochakos lap"

"Yeah yeah deku, if you want to kill her-"

"C'mon! You know I dont like her like that!"

"Yeah well maybe she likes you like that and ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU DO TOO-"

"NOT YOU TOO TODOROKI-KUN"

"Yeah, yeah now take us to the dorms already."

"YOU FORGOT HOW YOU GOT HERE-"

"Yes, dipshit. And maybe button your shirt Icyhot."

"O-oh Yeah"

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||A/N~ wow so this is the second chapter...What the fuck was going on in my head making this. Ig this is also an on crack one Its a literal shit post- But well bye I guess I'll post this  so see you on the flip side. (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤

Also what the fuck is my humor.

Edit- Please I wrote this at midnight I hate it so much I feel like its so cringe help-