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Airplane Shenanigans

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This was the first time I've ever been on a plane. So I was naive when it came to airplanes and was really intimidated by them, but I relied heavily on my interpretations of it from movies so I thought I'd be fine.

Not a good idea.

Cause if it weren't for the fact that I'm going to where One Direction is right now, I would've left this plane and never ever step foot into one again.

And it all started with Robert.

Just a few minutes ago, I managed to humiliate myself by excitedly asking the flight attendant when I'd be meeting the captain and getting my cute airplane pin.

She gave me a weird look while I looked at her like a lost puppy. What's wrong with what I said?

"Uhmm... We only do that for kids." She said before giving me a look that said 'you're so stupid' and walking away.

I sank on my seat feeling stupid af.

The whole flight was horrible. Mason managed to get me seated next to a Japanese man who was reading porn all the way to England, and then there was this angry man.

There was a businessman who also sat next to me and let's call him Robert.

He was a very impatient man and he was really really mad right now. He needs to take a heavy dose of calm the fuck down.

So Half A Heart by One Direction was playing soothingly into my ears when the pilot announced that our flight was delayed.

"I thought I saw something odd with one of our engines as we started to pull out." The pilot announced and I put away my earphones to listen more clearly.

"It's probably nothing, but we want to check it to make sure. It will be just a few minutes folks."

At this point, Robert was making really mean comments.

"I hate this fucking airline!" He screamed loudly and I jumped beside him. I looked over at him and he was all red, I decided to stay silent.

Everybody was looking at him and the whole plane was silent. Talk about awkward.

"I've been late twice for the past two months and they can't get their act together! Now we're going to be late again. They need to get this fucking show on the road!" He ranted, spit flying everywhere.

I leaned over to take a sip of my iced tea when his spit landed on my drink and I sighed, putting it back.

He was very angry and I inched away from him, over to the Japanese guy reading porn when I widened my eyes once I realized he was palming himself!

Oh god, I felt close to vomitting as Robert guy continued to scream while the Japanese guy was moaning quietly.

Maybe I can block them out with some Midnight Memories.

I reached out of my bag and got out my earphones and immediately plugged them in, playing Midnight Memories at the highest volume but I can still hear Robert.

The seat where Japanese Guy was seated started to move a little and I tried not to look at what he was doing with his hands now but I'm pretty sure it's something God will not be proud of.

"Folks, we're spraying gas from our number two engine and I've called the mechanic to come look at it and see if it's serious or is something that can be fixed. I'm afraid there will be a half hour delay where we determine what's going on with the engine." The pilot said and I groaned internally.