Hello!
So... Konoha 12, Sai and the Sand siblings will be reacting to ships! And rating them from 0 to 10, With me!
There will be:
1. Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze
2. Sasuke Uchiha
3. Sakura Haruno
4. Sai ( Does Sai have a last name...? )
5. Neji Hyūga...
Warning: Incest, cursing, and Sasuke killing me‼️ If you are okay with this then you may continue!
Disclaimer: I don't Ship Itasasu, I don't have words to explain how disgusted I feel right now... I was reading an Naruto reacting to ships to get inspired, and saw this ship. And I just wanted to die right then and there. But I also wanted to rate this 'ship'. So that's what I'm gonna do here, if you ship them together, this is not for you. And I'm sorry in Advance cause I know if you ship them together, and read this you will get offended.
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Itachi Uchiha & Sasuke Uchiha Ship name: Itasasu Ship status: Will never happen Zodiac signs: Itachi: June 9th, Gemini ♊ Sasuke: July 23rd, Leo ♌ Child: No child.
-:My Reaction:-
Me: Do I have to say anything? I guess I'm rating this so, I gotta. Firstly, this is pure incest, I don't even know why you people have to turn the pure brother's love into something like this- and secondly can someone tell me why is there so MANY Itasasu pictures when I googled it? This is too disgusting for me. Pls don't ship these too together, I beg you. But still I'm sorry if I offended you, I guess.Please respect my opinion, and don't attack me. You all be thinking who does ship them? I've come across some people who ships this ship. So that's why I'm truly sorry if I offended you.
-:Other's Reaction:-
All: ..... WTF-
Naruto: Do people... Really... Ship THIS!?!?!?!? What the actual f*ck- No. No just no. Itachi-san was such a good brother! Why do you people have to do this to such a good brother relation? -10000/10. I can't stand this. I'm out.
Me: Uhhhh... Itachi... What are YOU doing here....?
Itachi: *Doesn't say anything and just stares at the picture* What.The.Actual.Hell.Is.This?
Me: Ummm... You see... Some people... Uh... Ships you with... Sasuke...
Itachi: *Dead silence and glaring at me with the coldest glare*
Me: BUT I DON'T SHIP THIS! I JUST WANTED Y'ALL TO RATE THIS THING! I DIDN'T EVEN BRING YOU!
Naruto: I did. He also needs to rate this thing here.
Me: Snitch! Naru-chan why are you doing this to me!?!?!?
Naruto: Itachi-san just rate it and get out of here. 😐
Itachi: I don't think I need to say something. -0/10. I hate this thing with all my heart.
Me: Thank you for rating Itachi!
Naruto: Bye, bye Itachi-san! I'll call you here again if you are shipped with anyone else here! Okay?
Sasuke: Bye Nii-san. I will see you later after I'm done with dealing with someone.
Itachi: Hn. Okay, Bye bye, Naruto and Sasuke, I'll see you later. *And he vanished from there*
Sasuke: *Glares at me with his Sharingan blazing red*
Me: Um... Sasuke... Are... You... Ok...?😅
Sasuke: Come here Maria, I have some important talk with you. 🙂
Me: I'M SORRY!!! I JUST WANTED YOU TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THIS NOTHING MORE!!! I OBVIOUSLY DON'T SHIP THESE!!!
Sasuke: Ok. I will let you go this time, but if I got another ship like THIS. I'm gonna kill you, and I promise you that.
Me: Phew! Thank you Sasuke! I will remember that!
Sasuke: -Infinity/10. I don't think I need to say something about this. And please excuse me I'm also out, I need to throw up and get some fresh air.
Ino: This ship is just... Nasty... Incest... Ew.... How could you.... -100/10. I'm gonna throw up.
Sai: I'm really disappointed in human beings. Ugh... There are many other ships you can ship. Why choose this? 0/10. I'm coming with you Ino, I also need to throw up.
Sakura: No. Just No. -1000/0 This is just... pure Incest. I also need fresh air. See ya later guys.
Shikamaru: This is actually the worst thing. No. 0/10. Never.
Neji: I agree. This is not OKAY. 0/10.
Tenten: I think everyone agrees that this is just... Ew... 0/10. I'm also gonna throw up.
Lee: This is not youthful, Gross. 0/10. I'm gonna do more training now.
Chōji: No. 0/10.
Hinata: People really ship them- WOW. This wow stands for Worst Of Worst. 0/10.
Shino: 0/10 I think someone might wanna check up on Sasuke he is crying and throwing up at the same time. My bugs told me.
Kiba: Gross. 0/10
Gaara: And I thought, Sasusaku was the worst ship. 0/10.
Temari: 0/10. I'm gonna throw up, Kankuro rate this then me, you and Gaara are going out of here for sometime.
Kankuro: Yeah. 0/10. Let's go.
Temari: Let's go, Gaara?
Gaara: Yeah.
Me: -Infinity/10. Sorry if I offended you.
~Total points: 0/180.~ ( 180 cause of Itachi)
( BYE! I'm done with this ship, next ship? I don't know! Tell me or I would have to chose my own )
