29 | dumb bitch

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group chat: hoes mad 👁👄👁💕
( beomgyu, taehyun, huening kai, and yeonjun )

kingterry: this dumb bitch

kingterry: he somehow gets dumber every single chapter

hyukaaa: chapter???

kingterry: what?

kingterry: anyways i

thechoi: u what???

kingterry: huh?

kingterry: oh sorry i accidentally forgot to finish my sentence before going to take a dump

kingterry: but i was gonna write "anyways i'm going to go take a dump"

kingterry: i think my finger slipped and i accidentally hit send

kingterry: but i was not about to shit my pants so i naruto ran all the way to the toilet

kingterry: and sorry i took long it was huge

kingterry: like i was literally sweating on the toilet bro i took off my shirt and everything

kingterry: there was even around like five pieces of corn in my shit

kingterry: anyways life lesson of the day: don't hold in your shit

gyu_: awww the five pieces of corn were us 🥺🥺

gyu_: ALSO BRO UR SO FUCKING LUCKY

gyu_: ISTG IVE BEEN CONSTIPATED FOR LIKE FIVE HUNDRED DAYS NOW

gyu_: ITS SO ANNOYING LIKE I PUSH SOOOO HARD JUST FOR THERE TO BE TWO PIECES OF TURDS

gyu_: LIKE BRO I WORK SO HARD FOR NOTHING

hyukaaa: beomgyu pls check the group chat that ur typing in 😶

gyu_: oh shit

thechoi: what did i just read

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