I'm pretty sure we can all agree that Achmed is short af.
Like compared to the other main puppets he's a fucking mushroom.
And I will FIGHT someone to canonize that AJ is taller than him. (I'm pretty sure it is already canon that he is but they are tiny puppets without confirmed heights- I'm working with what I got :,) )
Anyways yea.
Achmed is a small angry man.
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Random Jeff Dunham Stuff
AcakYou read the title. This is just about a weird bitch talking about there headcanons of scary ass puppets. Oh yea and the cover is a can of beans. Isn't that just fabulous. I'll make up dates to this whenever I feel like it I suppose.