The Revenge of Bliss

Is Joe Okay?

1 year Ago...

Joe was sitting in his room Writing His Books.... When all of a sudden, His Phone Shoots Out The Evil Goddess, Alexa Bliss!!

Joe: What The?!?

Alexa: Woah? What? Wait, I'M FREE!!! I'M FREE!!! MUAHAHAHAH!!!

She immediately Punches Joe and knocks him out.

Alexa: Now That I'm free, I can Finally take over this world. However I need some time to plan it. So you can have some fun while you wait. See you later!! MUAHAHAHAH

She leaves Joe's unconscious body as she prepares for world domination.

Today...

Dean was Sitting in The Computer room (he found it), when suddenly His stomach rumbles.

Dean: mmmmmm. I'm down for a sub.

He goes around the house but sees Bayley at Joe's Door.

(All the main characters live with me in this book, we're roommates. Man...... 9 people in 1 house.... Well if my stepmother's friend can pull it off, so can I!!)

Dean: Uhhh Bayley, What are you doing?

Bayley looked at Dean with a very sad and worried face.

Bayley: I'm very worried about him... He hasn't left his room in almost a year. The only time he left his room was Bringing the TV into his room 3 Days ago.😞😞

Dean: So? He was probably writing his stories about us.

Bayley: No... He's playing his games right now.

Joe Was Playing Smash Ultimate Online With His Friends.

Knock Knock

Joe: 👀👀 INTRUDER INCOMING!!!!

Bayley: No Joe it's me. Please open up.

Joe: oh. Hi Bayley.

Bayley: Joe. We're really worried about you. You just kinda left off the face of the earth.

Joe: oh it's fine. I'm just living in the life of a shut in.

Dean: A.... Shut in?

Joe: it means, I am Never leaving this room again! EVER!!!

He slams the door and walks back to his couch.

And sitting next to him is Alexa... Well, a hallucination of Alexa.

Alexa: What's up Big guy?

Joe: Gah!! Get out of My head!!!

Alexa: Awww really? I thought you woved meh.

Joe: Shut Up!!

Alexa: yeah, I probably should leave so the Real me can Cut your balls.

Joe: I'll be dead before then!!

Alexa: and the real me knows where you are. After all, you created me a year ago.

Joe: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!

Outside his room...

Joe (inside): *Screams in absolute rage* 😡😡😡

Bayley: 😞😞😞 we have to get him out.

Dean: who cares. He's fine.

Bayley: Do you not hear him screaming?!? 😞

Operation: Force Joe Out of his room.

Plan 1....

Dean: okay Bayley, I'm gonna hold on to this wire & Send you down to his Window

Bayley: WHAT!?!? Why do I have to do it.

Dean: Because you're expendable. Now go.

Bayley: okay 😞

She moves down to Joe's window but gets distracted by the unicorn right on the ground.

Bayley: *Gasp* UNICORN!!!!!!!

She jumps on the Unicorn and they fly off into the distance.

Dean: FFFFFFFFFUC-

3 Hours later...

Joe: I'm hungry I'm gonna order a pizza.

Alexa: Ooooooh can I have some?

Joe: Fine, what toppings do you want?

Alexa: ......... PINEAPPLE!!

Joe: NOOOO!!! NOT PINEAPPLE!!! ONLY SOMEONE TRULY EVIL WOULD ORDER THAT TOPPING!!

Alexa: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Outside his room....

Dean: Pineapple on pizza?!? Joe's definitely lost his mind!!

Bayley: It's really Making me Sad. 😞😞

Ding Dong!!

Pizza man: One Large Pepperoni and Mushroom pizza & A Large Pineapple.

Dean: I'll take those.

Pizza man: What about my Tip?

Dean: Piss off!!! *Slams the door*

Bayley: *opens the door again* I'm sorry about him.😞 *Gives the guy 10 dollars*

Pizza man: Thank you ma'am.😊 *Leaves*

Dean & Bayley knock on Joe's door.

Joe opens it and Dean throws the pizza in his face.

Dean: That's It buddy We are taking you to get some help!

Joe: I Don't Need Any Help!

Bayley: Joe we're worried about you. Please come with us 😞

Joe: No!!

Alexa: heh. Some friend YOU are, pushing your friends away when they just wanna help.

Joe:

Bayley: Umm, Joe who are you yelling at?

Alexa: Admit it Joseph, You're nothing without these Guys.

Joe: I Said Shut The Fuck Up Alexa!!

Given How THIS Alexa is just a hallucination, Dean and Bayley can't hear or see Alexa.

Dean: okay he's officially lost it.

Joe: No I'm not gonna llllllllllllllll them..... I SAID FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

BONK!!

Dean knocked him out with a pan.

Bayley: I'm sorry Joe, but we Need to get you some help 😞😞.

They grab onto Joe and

Bayley: ouch

Dean: you okay?

Bayley: yeah it's just his Jacket and his hair are Super sharp. How is that possible?

End of Chapter

(A/N: This chapter was kind of a parody, but the Rest of this book is completely original)