Seth: I Am Your Savior, I am Jesus Rollins, Bow before me!!!
Apollo: No!
Shinsuke: Bleh!
Kevin: Piss off!
Dana: Mmmmmmm
Carmella: Can I give you a lap dance instead?
Seth: Fuck!!
Everyone leaves the area with Seth just standing there.
Dean: Really Dude? THIS is your thing now?
Seth looks at Dean with a Very Unimpressed face.
Seth: oh give me a break, it's bad enough they don't like it but you too?
Dean: they probably don't like it because A, You're an Asshole. And B, you've made a complete mockery of Jesus.
Seth: Then what do you suppose I do.
Dean: come up with something that's actually COOL
Seth: What's Cool
Later....
Seth is now wearing a Leather Suit and a pair of shades.
Seth: I am the Drip Gawd
Dean: You weren't even listening to ANYTHING I was saying, were you?
Seth: You said something cool.
Becky: Whatever, at least this is a little better. What are you even going to do with this Version anyway.
Seth: I can see into the future
Dean: No you can't
Seth: in 2 seconds, Bayley will give up her innocence
Dean: Okay now I KNOW you can't see into the future because A, it's now already been 2 seconds, and B, She's right there at that ice cream truck getting a mint chocolate chip.
Bayley: Mmm Yummy.
Then some dude snatches her ice cream and slams it on her face.
Becky: Oh HELL no!!
She Summons a TANK and aims it at the random dude.
Random Dude: RUN!!
Bayley: Thank you Becky 😊😊
Becky: let's go get you some new ice cream.
Meanwhile...
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John Cena (DUH DUDDUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH) Was Training punching around A Sandbag Filled with Concrete.
ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!
John: A guy like me can't catch a break.
The Big Gigantic computer says there's an Attack in WWE city but does not detect a Specimen.
John: Computer, I can't See Them *doing the hand gesture* What is it?
Computer: It's Energy readings are way too high for a mere human to detect.
John: I See. Thanks, I'm gonna go check it out.
End of Chapter
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