BABY GIRL || AOT

erens mom is a milf

i was gonna make a halloween special but i got lazy so... sorry about that luvs <3 anyways i hope that you're all having a wonderful day! also a bts eight member fanfic is in process so i hope all my fellow army's are excited!!

"special operation cleaning squad"

you
posion mushroom cookie 😮‍💨👌

levi
why are you simping for a cookie?

you
y not?

levi
but y?

you
why not

jean
how and why can a fictional cookie from a game get people simping over them but i cant?

eren
cuz cookies taste good
your dick probably tastes like dry shallowing medicine

jean
your dick probably tastes like my moms coochie

eren
and how do you know whet my moms coochie tastes like????

jean
cuz i fucked your mom

eren
get help

you
he's right tho
your mom is a milf

levi
see there's eren's mom
but then there's eren
how did someone so pretty give birth to someone so... hideous

eren
at least my mom gave birth to someone yall

levi
at least my mom gave birth to someone with emotion control

you
didn't you punch eren in the face... but with your foot so instead kick?