Green Eggs and Ham 3: The Final Plating!

Prologue/Theme Song

Previously on Green Eggs And Ham...

Narrator: This was the story of Sam, Pam, and Guy. And how they all saved Yookia and Zookia who now are combined. And now that Sam and his mom are back together again, it's finally over. Just for now, it's The End!

Sam-I-Am: *almost chokes on an egg again*

Narrator: Or maybe it isn't...again.

Sam-I-Am: *gulps*

DRAMATIC CUT TO BLACK!
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Sam-I-Am rushed over to Guy's house in a hurry, desperate to tell him something. Right when he reached the door, Guy came out. "What is it, Sam? Can't you see I'm a raising a perfectly good family?" "I know you're really busy, but me and my mom are moving back to Ookia in a few days, and I really want you to go on one last road trip with me, so can we do it? PLEASE?" Sam said as fast he could. "Fine, Sam. I'll go get my things." Guy replied. But when he turned to face the door, Sam was already out on the pavement, with all of Guy's things perfectly placed nice and neat in a briefcase. "No need! I already did that for you. Now come on, Guy. LET'S GET THIS LAST ROAD TRIP STARTED!!"

Guy smiled as he and Sam hopped into Sam's car (actually the BADGUYS' former car, but after all that had happened back in the first season, they said he could keep it), and took to the road.
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(Cue a brand new theme song titled Green Eggs And Ham [Redux] playing.)

Warner Bros. Animation presents...

Sam: You don't like Green Eggs And Ham?
Guy: No! I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. I do not like Green Eggs And Ham.

Sam: 🎶 Would you like Green Eggs And Ham? 🎶
Guy: 🎶 I do not like them, Sam-I-Am. 🎶
Sam: 🎶 Would you like them here or there? 🎶
Guy: 🎶 I would not like them ANYWHERE! 🎶

In association with A Stern Talking To and Ellen DeGeneres...

Sam: 🎶 Would you, could you, in a house? Or could you, would you, with a mouse? 🎶
Guy: 🎶 I would not, could not, in a house. I could not, would not, with a mouse! 🎶
Sam: 🎶 Would you eat them in a boat? Or how about with a goat?
Guy: 🎶 I would not, could not, in a boat. I could not, would not, with a goat! 🎶

A Netflix Orginal Series

Sam: 🎶 Would you try them underground? Or on a plane? Just hear that sound. In the dark, on in a tree? 🎶
Guy: 🎶 Sam-I-Am, PLEASE LET ME BE! I would not try them underground, or on a plane with the blades spinning around! Not in the dark, or in a tree! 🎶

Sam: 🎶 But this little green dish tastes so good, you see? You don't like them, so you say? Just try them and you may, I say. 🎶
Guy: 🎶 Sam, if you will let me be, I will try them. And you will see. 🎶

Adam Devine as Sam-I-Am
Michael Douglas as Guy-Am-I
Jillian Bell as Gluntz
Keegan-Michael-Key as The Narrator

(Guy takes a bite.)
Guy: 🎶 Hey! I like Green Eggs And Ham! I do! I love them, Sam-I-Am! And I would eat them underground, where all the dirt and rocks are found. On a plane, in the dark, and in a tree! THEY JUST TASTE SO GOOD, YOU SEE! 🎶
Sam: Told ya you'd like it...
Guy: 🎶 I'll definitely eat them in a boat, chilling in a lawnchair with a goat. And I'll eat them in a house, right next to a little mouse. I'll even eat them here and there. Heck, I'll even eat them ANYWHERE! I really love Green Eggs And Ham! 🎶
Sam: You do?
Guy: Thank you. Thank you, Sam-I-Am!
Sam: Aww! You're welcome, buddy.

Tom Kane as Dr. Nigel Scribbleman
Patricia Clarkson as Pam-I-Am
Gilbert Gottfried as Prof. Chadwick Scribbleman

Chorus: 🎶 Green Eggs!
Green Eggs!
Green Eggs And Ham! 🎶

Green Eggs and Ham 3: The Final Plating!

With Special Guest Stars:
Martin Short as The Cat in the Hat
Corey Burton as Ned the Fish
Tom Kenny as Thingly P. Thing (Thing 1)
Tara Strong as Ms. Thang (Thing 2)
Danny Devito as The Lorax
Ed Helms as The Once-ler
Benedict Cumberbatch as The Grinch
Cameron Seely as Cindy-Lou Who
Frank Welker as Max
Kenan Thompson as Bricklebaum
Richard Ayoade as Ham-O-Tron
Kate McKinnon as HeliCop Hayley
Tony Hale as Miner "Mel" Stinkton