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ƈ.𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦
    ༘◞𝙥𝙖𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙘𝙪𝙩




𝖾𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗁𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗋.









(xxx) xxx-xxxx
12:57 a.m




okay, i know it's been a week since this happened but i'm gonna ask you now.

did you wipe with the cardboard part of the toilet paper roll?


THE ROLL? !!?!!?

OW MF THAT SHIT HURTS

NAH WAIT YOU CAN GET PAPER CUTTED IN THE ANAL WITH THAT


...

you have a paper cut on your anal?


...look it was itchy, i was at school, no toilet paper, so I had to use my notebook pages alr🙁

WAIT...IS THIS MATSU?!

NO MATSU PLEADE DONT TELL UR DUMBASS VOLLEYBALL TEAM THEYLL MAKE MY LAST YEAR HELL


okay first of all you definitely got led herpes. secondly who tf is matsu?


its u you fuckidiot



uhm no it's not

hold up is this even bokuto?



man who tf u've been smoking out of this time?

it's me y/n

...

yk ur furry vore liking manager?

or anal eating

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