Legend of Zelda sussy 0_0

The meeting 0_0

Once upon a time link and Zelda were in Zelda mama room and then suddenly Zelda got stuck in the closet, and as this was happening link comes in with his master sword just wailing about and then when link sees Zelda has gotten stuck on the closet he unlocked the door and let her out and then he pulls out his master sword and put it on the floor so it doesn't hurt anyone :))))))  then link leaves and Zelda says "heyy come back into my room" and so link walks in and Zelda says " I got the new Lego Star Wars millennium falcon do you want to make" so link pushes Zelda away and builds the Lego Star Wars millennium falcon, set 75105, with 1329 pieces and the characters are weird rolling ball. Women, guy, hairy furry, old guy, Another guy, and person with weird hair. So they get to building and Zelda says in a weird voice " hey link over here~" and as link turns around Zelda has the first mini figure it's the Another guy! Zelda has built him so link turns around again and starts building and then link horse comes in and looks at Zelda and dies of ligma link says "lmao" and continues building Zelda told link that she got the number one victory royale

Then link pulls out his legendary master sword~ and starts cutting the steak that was in there but it happens when you are a princess yess. And then later the Lego set is all finished

Then they start playing super Mario smash bros for the nintendo switch link chooses morio and Zelda chooses Metroid girl, they fight until links horse comes back to life looks at link and dies of uh idk something probably. Zelda eventually won the battle and she said her reward was going to be playing with link~

So she pulls out her massive melons and feeds them to link she says "these are fresh out of the farm my father e just harvested them" and link starts eating one. He said that they tasted very good and then they had those watermelons for the rest of the night link decided to stay over at Zelda's room for the night which we all know how this is gonna end~ Zelda was chewing on her watermelons and link wakes up too then the next thing that happens is absolutely crazy link pulls out his new Lego Minecraft set 21171 with 241 pieces and the characters Alex and bony boy.

Then I'm not gonna wright this part rn because it's a meme and I don't know how to eright nsfw well I do know how to wright it I'm just not gonna wright while I'm showing this to people