ep.1bon bon's stupid book

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bon bon:i hope ms.hackmane doesn't catch me ,its took 6 hours trying to put this piece of paper on since i don't have thumbs

ms.hackmane:its the end of class you little shits,i'll check your papers,and bon bon is the best,wow,its almost like thats the character this episode follows.

*bon bon sits on a bench*

*in book*:I FUCKING CHEATED ON A TEST.(also ms.hackmane should be fired*

bon bon:huh....*walks home*

bon bons mom:bonbon,are you ok?
bon bon:yeah just...realy happy i got a A+

bon bon's mom:well,try not to be so happy,alright?

*at the ice cream shoppé*

starlight:what do you want?

bon bon:i dunno...gimmie a squash squish

starlight:alrightr,normaly ,its 19 bits,but for you,one of my best freinds?,50 BITS.

bon bon:huh...ok

starlight:it was a joke!,i was trying to cheer you up

bon bon:someone stole my motherfucking diary.

Patch:THIS IS SO IMPORTANT,not,this is stupid,buy a new-
*starlight trows a glass bottle at patch*

patch:well...theres nothing like a good...*falls over*

bon bon:...OH ,I BETTER GO NOW.

teddy:AAaAaAaAAy, you wanna go to the school dance?

bon bon:nah.

teddy:oh,ok

huh...im telling hackmane i fucking cheated,i may go hole and masterbate and cry,i dunno

teddy:oooooook then...

*at school*

bon bon:hackmane ,i cheated

ms.hackmane: i know,i was the one who stole your diary

bon bon:...

*punches ms.hackmane and takes diary*

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