TRIGGER WARNING: EMOTIONAL
Barney, curled up in his own tears and Godzilla sized dick, looked back at what had stopped the British attacker. IT WAS HAROLD!!!!!
“ITS TUESDAY INNIT!!!!!” He yelled, making the whole mansion shake like niki minaj shakes dat ass. As he yelled Gordon evaporated!!
“The superior Brit has saved us!!!!” Barney cried pissing and shitting and crying and cumming and throwing up and pissing and eating his shit and drinking the mix of piss and cum and puke and tears.
“NO HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!!!!!” K-mart said in shock.
“I AM GOD!!!! COULDN'T YOU TELLL BY MY MAGNIFICENT MOMMUS MILKUS????!?!?!?!?????!”
“DADDY HAROLD YOU SUSSY BAKA! YOUR BABY BEAN UWU SMEXY GOD??” Bingo said getting on his knees in front of the glowing god that was Harry.
“YES I HAVE BEEN RESURRECTED!!! ALONG WITH MY EPIC GODLY PENIS!!! BUT NOW ITS EVEN BIGGER!!!! BIGGER THAN THAT STUPID ASS MIKE WASOWSKI LOOKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!” Harry said wiping the piss and shit and cum and puke and tears from Bang energy’s gorgeous furry fluffy purple face.
Kermit leaves and writes a sad rap song, because along with Eminem he is now XXXTentacion.
Uh huh yeah ugh Jason Derulo
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
Thought I gave her everything
She took my heart and left me lonely
I've been broken, heart's contentious
I won't fix, I'd rather weep
I'm lost then I'm found
But it's torture bein' in love
I love when you're around
But I fuckin' hate when you leave
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh
You decide, if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah
Barney, if you ever try to let go, uh
I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah
-XXXKermitdefrog
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IS ANYONE ELSE CRYING CAUSE I AM
SORRY FOR ENDING ON A SAD NOTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💀💀💀💀💀💀
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