"Yea right like lady tsunade would like you" sakura Said
"SHUT UP SAKURA" yelled tsunade shocking everyone except naruto
"B b b bu"Sakura was cut of by an explosion in the distance
"oh dear me it seems like your being attacked"naruto said"Go help demon" said an elder
Suddenly the elders head exploded"don't call me a demon worthless trash"naruto said"well gotta go help then" naruto declared as she walked over to tsunade and gave her a passionate kiss before disappearing
At the main gate
Poisonous gas was spread through the north side of the village killing hundreds
All of a sudden the gas vanished like it was never there in the first place. "What the hell" s1 said (soldier 1) to s2 "I don't know"s2 replied "hey is that a wom-"s1 didn't get to finish because his upper half of his body was gone.
naruto walked up to s2 and ask"Where's your boss" in deadly tone
"o-ooo-on t-t-t-thh-h-e-the mountain up-p ther-re-e"
"Thanks" naruto said as she walked passed him
S2 sighed in relief and tried to stained up but found his lower half was gone.
