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Deku: HOLY SHIT ITS HAWKS

IcyGay: WHAT THE FUCK?!

FeralChihuahua: HOW DID YOU LAND THE NUMBER TWO HERO?!

Hawks: Hello hello hello!

Hawks: Dabs, what is this? Why'd you add me?

IcyBi: The tea spilling required him to

FlamingGay: They're family and who I presume to be close friends of my youngest brother. They can be trusted

FeralChihuahua: I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH ICY HOT

IcyGay: Yes you are

Deku: Yes you are

Hawks: Okie, gimme a sec to backread and catch myself up

IcyBi: While he's doing that, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, TOUYA!!

FlamingGay: It's Dabi ... though I'm not sure if I'm going to stick with that

IcyBi: Understandable

IcyBi: NOW SPILL THE TEA

FlamingGay: Well, Hawks came to the League, claiming he wants to join us. It took some convincing, but Shigaraki eventually allowed it. I was skeptic. Pretty sure he meant to spy on us. But he actually started sympathizing with us and he agrees that the hero society is fucked. So he started helping us figure out a way to fix hero society without fucking up the innocent lives

Deku: Quirk society as a whole is fucked up. That's also why I want to be a hero. To try to improve it

FlamingGay: This kid gets it

IcyGay: I wouldn't know for sure. I don't get out much

IcyBi: We have Endeav-whore to blame for that

FlamingGay: Ew, the flaming trash bag

IcyGay: Please come home. We miss you

FlamingGay: Not yet. I need to wait for the perfect opportunity

IcyGay: And when will that be?

FlamingGay: When I figure out the perfect way to scar him as much as he scared all of us combined

IcyBi: All the more reason for you to come home! We can help!

FlamingGay: So ... are you just gonna hide me???

IcyGay: We can

FlamingGay: Wait-

FlamingGay: WHAT IF I HID THERE, WAITED A FEW MONTHS, AND WATCH THE LOOK OF TERROR ON HIS FACE WHEN I REVEAL HOW LONG I'D BEEN THERE?!

IcyBi: GENIUS!!

Hawks: OKAY

Hawks: I'm caught up now

Hawks: Staying on topic, THAT IS GENIUS

Hawks: It'll also give me another reason to crash at Endeavor's place every now and then. One, because it annoys him. Two, I can check in on Dabs! :D

FlamingGay: It's official. I'm in

FlamingGay: Better let the League know

Hawks: Okay

Hawks: Moving on

Hawks: So y'all are at the crushing stage rn?

IcyGay: Seems so

Hawks: Fuyumi. I crash Endeavor's agency quite a bit to annoy him. If you want, I can snag Burnin's number

IcyLesbian: You'd do that?

Hawks: Of course!

Hawks: Natsuo, nice to know my intern isn't the only one who has a crush on a Kuroiro

IcyGay: Your intern? Tokoyami?

Hawks: Oh yeah. Kid never shuts up about him. But when I ask if he likes him, he always objects and claims he doesn't

Hawks: But I know that look in his eye. I have it myself when I talk about Dabs. The kid's smitten

Hawks: Wait, can I add him?

IcyGay: Sure

Hawks has added Fumikage to the chat

Fumikage: What nonsense have you roped me into now?

Hawks: Backread

Fumikage:

Fumikage: HAWKS I SWEAR TO SATAN-

IcyGay: There's nothing wrong with having a crush Tokoyami

Fumikage: It's not a crush. A being such as myself is incapable of feeling any sort of attraction be it romantic or sexual

FeralChihuahua: Just say you're aro/ace Edgar Allen Crow

Deku: That's not always the case, Tokoyami. How do you feel around Kuroiro?

Fumikage: Well, I find myself happier than usual if you must now, yet also slightly nervous. My stomach flutters and I feel like my face gets warm

IcyBi: Yep, that's love

Fumikage:

Fumikage: God ... damn it....

FlamingGay: LMAO me when I found out I had a crush on Kei

Hawks: HEY

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