5: Homophobes Suck Ass

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FlamingGay: Day 1 of hiding in the Todoroki household. So far, Endeav-whore hasn't noticed

IcyLesbian: It's a miracle he hasn't noticed

IcyBi: What ever do you mean?

IcyLesbian: You have this look on your face like you're trying to hide something. And you keep trying not to laugh

IcyBi: Oh, please. It's not like he noticed

IcyLesbian: Usually you're good at keeping secrets! You look painfully obvious right now!

IcyBi: Sorry, I just can't wait for this reveal!

IcyBi: Good thing Endeav-fucker is oblivious to this kind of thing

FlamingGay: Hell yeah! It's also a good thing he never goes in your room, Natsuo.

IcyBi: Yeah! That's why it's the perfect spot for you to hang out in!

Hawks: So I take it you're comfortable, Dabs?

FlamingGay: Quite!

Hawks: Great!

Hawks: Oh. I just realized I never did this

Hawks has changed their name to ChickenNuggie

ChickenNuggie: There we go!

ChickenNuggie: Anyways, I'm gonna go nag Endeavor at his agency. While I'm there, I'll see if I can get Burnin's number

IcyLesbian: Thanks, Hawks!

ChickenNuggie: Np!

FeralChihuahua: QUIT BLOWING UP MY PHONE!! SOME OF US ARE ABOUT TO START CLASS!!

IcyGay: You know you can just turn off your notifs, right?

FeralChihuahua: CAN IT, ICYHOT!!

IcyBi: WAIT SHIT I NEED TO GET GOING-

IcyLesbian: GO THEN!!

IcyLesbian: Shoto, Midoriya, Bakugou, Tokoyami, just focus on class, okay?

FeralChihuahua: I'M TRYING TO

ChickenNuggie: Just ignore us!

FeralChihuahau: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU OVERGROWN CHICKEN WING!!

IcyLesbian has temporarily locked the group chat

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IcyLesbian: Classes are over now, correct?

IcyGay: Yes

IcyBi: Same here

IcyBi: Which is why it's a good time for me to say gRAB YOUR WEAPONS, BITCHES!!!

IcyGay: Murder time?

IcyBi: Murder time

FlamingGay: Is it End**vor? Please say no. I didn't scare the shit out of him yet

IcyBi: No it's not End**vor

IcyGay: Suddenly I lost interest

IcyBi: We're going after some homophobes

IcyGay: Suddenly I'm interested again

IcyLesbian: Are you okay?

IcyBi: Okay?

IcyBi: I'm fucking ECSTATIC right now!

IcyLesbian: How? Just seconds ago, you were threatening homophobes

IcyBi: Ok, maybe I should explain

IcyGay: Please do

IcyBi: I was on my way back to my dorm when I noticed Maji sitting on a bench with his nose in a book. I decided to go over and say hi, but a group of assholes beat me to it

IcyBi: They started giving him shit about his sexuality, so I stepped in

IcyBi: Guess they were scared of me being the son of End**vor, because they left me alone after that

IcyBi: After that, he thanked me, I told him it wasn't a problem and that if he faces something like that again, he should let me know

IcyBi: SO HE GAVE ME HUS NUMVER

IcyBi: I HAVE A CUTE ANGELS NIMBET

IcyGay: So you're having a gay panic right now?

IcyBi: Yes

IcyLesbian: I take it the "group of assholes" are the homophobes you're talking about?

IcyBi: Yes! And they made Maji sad :(

IcyBi: So I'm gonna avenge him!

FeralChihuahua: Simp

Deku: You say that as though you wouldn't do the same thing for Kamakiri

FeralChihuahua:

Deku: That's what I thought

Fumikage: Maji ... that name sounds awfully familiar

IcyGay: He's Kuroiro's older brother and Natsuo's crush

Fumikage: Ah. I see

ChickenNuggie: Wait, Natsuo. You said you got Maji's number?

IcyBi: Yes

ChickenNuggie: Add him to the chat!

IcyBi: WHAT

ChickenNuggie: It'll help you get closer, and it could be an opportunity for Tsukuyomi to see if he can get with his crush

IcyBi: You're mostly suggesting this for your intern, aren't you?

Fumikage: He definitely is. Feel free to not listen to that bit. If you still wish to add him for your own benefits, be my guest

IcyGay: Add him

IcyBi: Hhhhhhh but he could back read our shit!

IcyLesbian: You're the admin! You can make it so that newcomers can't see previous messages!

IcyBi: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT

IcyBi: OK

IcyBi: I MADE THE ADJUSTMENT

IcyBi: IM GONNA ADD HIM

IcyBi: YALL BETTER ACT CASUAL

IcyGay: No promises

FlamingGay: Y'all 🤠

IcyBi: 😑

IcyBi has added Maji to the chat

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