It was two in the afternoon. We still had time before it got dark and we had no food in the house and it was lunch time. We were hungry...
Me: yall mcdicks?
Mikey: MC-WHAT?!
Chifuyu: hehe. I can give you-
Baji: don't. Finish. That.
Chifuyu: heh. Sorry bro.
Kazurora: y/n. Explain.
Baji: she calls McDonald's mcdicks.
Mitsuya: rotten ronnies it is.
Me: ooo I like that name too.
Mikey: let's goooo.
Draken: to McDonald's we go....
Kazutora: to consume shit we don't need...
Mitsuya: it's all fun in games...
Smiley: until you get all fat!
Chifuyu: and it goes to my lovely girlfriends thighs. Which I don't mind.
Baji: bro. You're getting waaaay to comfortable.
Smiley: haha! Baji gonna kill you chifuyu.
Me: nobody's killing anybody. Now let's go get food before this lovely girlfriend here turns hangry!
Kazurora: it's already happening...
Draken: run!
Mitsuya: to the mcdicks factory!
We got our shoes on and began our walk to the closest McDonald's. Which was like a ten or fifteen minute walk. I didn't know. But it was around those time slots.
Once we arrived we ordered our food and sat at a booth. Mikey, chifuyu, smiley and I all got the chicken nugget combos meanwhile the others got the burgers and shit. Actually. Mikey didn't just get a chicken nugget combo. Mother fucker god a kids meal with a larger fry and six nuggets. He just wanted to see what damn toy he would get.
Mikey: what a stupid toy....
Me: just eat real food Mikey.
Chifuyu: damn. I asked for ten nuggets. They only gave me nine.
Smiley: Damn. That sucks.
Me: I can give you one of-
Baji: hell nah.
Baji stood up and walked over to the counter. We all just went wide eyed before we went into hysterics at what he was doing. He started to point at everyone and yelling.... We were so getting banned from here.
Baji: who served us and dared to give only nine instead of ten mc-fucking-nuggets to my best friend. WHO HAD THE AUDACITY.
Me: bro! Please. My stomach. It hurts.
Baji: DID THEY POISON YOURE FOOD. DO YOU WORKERS GOT A DEATH WISH?
Me: no. It's hurts from laughing to much!
Baji: oh....
Then the manger came out and sure enough kicked our asses out. He let us keep the food at least. We were all still laughing about the situation while we walked home snacking on our bagged food.
Chifuyu: you made a big scene back there man.
Draken: should be an actor.
Kazutora: shit was hilarious.
Mitsuya: ya know. There's calm ways of asking for another nugget.
Baji: yea yea whatever. They didn't deserve kindness.
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Toman lovers (chifuyu x reader)
FanfictionY/n is the little sister of the one and only baji. She attends school like a normal girl usually staying out of her brothers business. But what happens when she gets curious and gets to meet the toman gang? *when I wrote this I put baji even though...
