Pretend to kiss you. (Quackbur story)

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I keep forgetting i am LITERALLY the author. Like everyday I will make fun of this fanfic and realize it's my fanfic

Wilbur POV:
"When is she going to be here?" I ask "Let me guess in 3..2...1-" "Hello!" I heard and saw Lexi "Let's just get this over with." I said and Scoff. "so Lexi..what you did at the party was Very Hideous." Phil said "you know the fact that Wilbur is dating, and you also know that people are gonna start attacking Wilbur and even yourself." Phil said

"Listen im 'sorry' for doing that, plus I can't help myself" she said with a little grin. "you little Bitc-" "Wilbur sit down. We're not here for drama." Phil said looking at me. I scoff and sit down again "listen Lexi, you have Two options. Stay out of Wilbur's life again or, giving us 3000$." Phil said again and look at her

I look at Lexi who have her eyes widen and scoff. "Whatever." She said "What is your decision" Phil said glaring at her "First option." She said "thank you" Phil said then get up "Now get the fuck out of my house." Phil said, Lexi stand up and look at me and sigh. "I'm sorry" she muttered loud enough for me to hear and then walk away

"God Finally she is gone" I muttered "Well your lucky Tommy went out, it would be chaotic if he was here." Phil said "True" I answer "Where's techno?" Phil ask, I reply with a shrug. He then sigh "Alright then, you could go do what you want Wil, I'm sorry if this might have ruin your day" Phil said

"It's fine" I said. he nodded with a smile and walk away. I got up and then immediately hear a knock, I sigh. "Yeah? Who's there?" I yell out and walk towards the door. I open the door and immediately recognize the person infront of me. "Oh! Hey there Q" i said with a smile.

he then hug me. I tilt my head in confusion "you alright? What's up?" I ask literally confused, he stay silent "Was it because of the horrible explanation I told you?" I said. i then felt Two hands punching my back. I chuckle "Well is it? If so you could give me a slap instead hitting my back. I'm fine with it." I said

I heard a small 'fuck you' from him. "Yeah yeah, whatever you say Quackity.." I said, he let go of me and then slap me "Ouch! Damn didn't know your slap gonna be hurtful" I muttered. He rolled his eyes, I look at him and I saw his own eyes were puffy and red "have you been crying?" I ask "well what does it look like." He muttered.

I sigh "Listen I'm sorry for being a dickhead and y'know, give you a horrible explanation." I muttered "I'm sorry, very sorry Q." I said "all you could do is talk, now shut up." He said and scoff "Your right, all I could do is just talk" I muttered with a soft smile "But seriously, I'm sorry" I said

"Giving you a horrible explanation and being a jerk is bullshit, now im scared to give you a explanation to you because I might give you another horrible explanation" I said clearly guilty "I don't care if it's horrible or not. It might not be the best and still shit but I guess I could go on with it." He answer

I sigh "God I'm too shit for you" I said "You are." He muttered, I respond with a chuckle.