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DepressoEspresso- ok today is a bad day
DepressoEspresso- my throat feels like it was invaded by porcupines and I'm really cold
DarkOtter14-
DepressoEspresso- huh
DarkOtter14- Holy crap that sucks man 😔
DepressoEspresso- i hate you
Eddinescence- Hunter, do you need anything? Like a warm hoodie, a home movie or some tissues?
DepressoEspresso- uh
DepressoEspresso- i mean it would be nice but honestly i don't care
Emilixer- Look what you've done!
DepressoEspresso- huh
Emilixer- Now he's flying to the emperor's castle with a flamethrower!
DepressoEspresso- h u h
BadGirlCoven- Aw, sweet! arson party! 🥳
LovelyLulu- That is not behavior to be condoned.
KINGOF<3- But sometimes we just wanna watch the world burn.
LovelyLulu - YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD 😭
WitchChick128- Wait, where's my flamethrower????
DarkOtter14- YOU HAVE A FLAMETHROWER???
WitchChick128- Well, I did until Edric stole it
WitchChick128- I got it for my fourth birthday
CloverBreeze- What is wrong with your parents-
DarkOtter14- That's kinda hot 😳
WitchChick128- I-
CloverBreeze- 😑
BadGirlCoven- yes arson is so hot
LovelyLulu- ...Why are you like this?
IllusionKing- Guys, look! Amity's brother is on the news! My dad's reporting it!
CloverBreeze- And he's burning down the emperor's castle????
KINGOFHEARTS- Awesome!
MatPresento- lol what???
DepressoEspresso- okay guys i'm genuinely terrified broccoli boy is outside my window
Eddinescence- Okay here's some ibuprofen and a cozy blanket for ya
DepressoEspresso- dude
DepressoEspresso- you could've just
DepressoEspresso- used the door?
Eddinescence- Doors are a social construct
ThornQueen- agreed
Emilixer- BRO VINEY JUST BROKE MY WINDOW-
Emilixer- And apparently we're dating now
Emilixer- Sweet
BadGirlCoven- Ooh, idea!!
ViolBard- Okay Eda, you look nice in that but hOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE????
BadGirlCoven- >:]
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FanfictionThis story contains homosexuality, 3AM randomness, and witchcraft. Proceed? Yes ✅ Hell yes ☑️