lobster cookie breaks into your house at 3am and steals your kids

poop

ok so uh

it crhsitmas#!!!!!! no jk but it was november and snow #canadianmoment uhh anyways you were vibing and sleeping like SnOrE MIMIMIMIMI SNORE MIMIMI.I NSNORE MIMIMIMI iDK im going insane

suddenly someone jnocked KNOCKED on your door waking you up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you become emo and brocken and get up to answer the door to see lobster cookie standing outside your door.

"chicken sandwich" they t posed

"lobster its 3 in the morning"

"no lol" logbster ascended into your house and stole your kids from their beds. you had 3 kids. neil cicierega, barney the fucking purple dinosaur god i loved watching this show as a kid and wilbur soot from the hit minecraft roleplay dream smp idk ive never watched the series

"NOOOOO MY KIDS" you flew across rhe house with demon wings because you were #brocken then fell on your face on the ground while crying *fight song plays in the distance*

"amen" lobster spun in a circle violently and then crashed out of the window like a hurricane. you sobbed anf cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and sobbed and cried and was sad and heartbrocken because you had no more kids waaaaa 😭😭😥😂😪😭😰😰😂😰💽💿📀💽FUCK

"HELICOPTER HELICOPTER" lobster cookie spun back in the house and broke all the bones in your body while recording it on a microphone and was live streaming to youtube (breaking all the bones in *names* body ASMR relaxing 1 hour)

"AUAUUSHBFRGBFHSUAGGGDGA MY BONES" yoy cried 🐛

"witness the might of the seas" sea dairy spoke as she flooded your house, the house broke #brocken and flew away in the water wheeee no more house!!! idk lmao

"NOOOOI MY KIDS MY BONES AND MY HOUSE" you threw a chair at a tree

"NOOOO MY TREE" clover the tree fucker cried and exploded

"amen" lobster cookie ascended to hell, abandoning you in this mess.

what the hell did i just write