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"Sᴛᴏᴘ ɪᴛ"
━━━━━━━━"Oh! Somebody better be bleeding, broken, or on fire" Wanda says coming down the stairs in her red and pink Halloween costume
"Whoa, mum. Are you old Red Ridding Hood?" Billy asks her
"I'm a Sokovian fortune teller" Wanda tells him as (y/n) comes down behind her in an identical costume except it's green
"What's with the yelling?" (y/n) asks them
"What are you? Shrek?" Tommy asks her
"Solovian fortune teller" (y/n) tells him
"Wow, that's so..." Pietro trails off
"Rad" Billy says
"...lame" Pietro corrects him "Worse then the costumes mum made us the year we got typhus"
"That's not exactly how i remember it" Wanda says to him
"Yeah, me too" (y/n) agrees
"You guys probably suppressed a lot of the trauma"
"Mum has been weird since Uncle Pietro got here. Same as Aunt (y/n). I think it's because they hasn't seen him in a long time. And he's what you call a man child" Billy says to the camera
"Whoa! Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law. Let me guess. Uh, traffic light. Half-shucked corn. A booger!" Pietro guesses as Vision walks down the stairs in yellow and green
"Yes" Vision answers unamused
"Yes!"
"Well, thank you for humouring me and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey" Wanda says walking over to Vision
"Well, there were no other clothes in my closet, so..." Vision trails off "You are incorrigible, darling. I know you have a secret thing for Mexican wrestlers"
"Mi gusta mucho" Wanda says as the two smile at each other
"Chili con carne" Vision says as they do a little noise scrunch to each other
