(A/N): Well, if it isn't my old friends. How ya been? I honestly had no idea what to do so Imma putting incorrect quotes from my other book. Enjoy
(The next day)Ladybug: You're late.
Cat Noir: You're stunning.
Ladybug: ...You're forgiven.
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Adrien: Don't go in the living room.
Marinette: Why?
Adrien: I saw a spider.
Marinette: Did you kill it?
Adrien: I have two arms and it has eight, it's not fair,
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Alya: You're smiling, did something good happen?
Marinette: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
Nino: Chloé tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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The Volpina episode;
Before
Friend: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Me: FRAKAKAKAKAKAKAWHATIHATIHOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!
After
Friend: WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?!
Me: Lies. All lies.
Friend: ...
Friend: Are you okay??
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If Marinette was paired with Plagg:
Mari: Oh my god. Lila is such a liar.
Plagg: Transform now.
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Mari: I'm going to break into his locker and steal his phone.
Plagg: Aw yiss!
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Chloé: Adrikins!!
Plagg/Mari: cAtAcLySm!!!!
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Adrien: May I ask what excuse did you give Ladybug?
Plagg: Oh, well just told her that you lost the Miraculous and that you were the worst Chat Noir ever, plain and simple!
Adrien: ...Diet.
Plagg: Diet? Is that one of you young people's slang words or something?
Adrien: No. Diet. For you. Starting now.
Gabriel Agrest: What the heck is that unholy screeching?!?!
(A/N): I don't know what to type for this so, love ya my little chatons!! Byeeeeeeee!!!!
-🐱🐞Bug Out!!!!!🐞🐱
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