Fatso's comin!

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There they were. The pogues, on figure eight, messing around on a house being built. Evelyn was sitting on a lawn chair, on the deck of the house, tanning in the sun, she had her sunglasses covering her eyes, shading her from the sun.

John B was balancing on the top of the house, just asking to fall. "That's what, a three-story fall to the deck" said Pope, one of her best friends who happened to be holding a fancy looking nail gun. "Just don't fall on me, I'm trying to tan!" Evelyn called out, making JJ laugh.

"I give you about a 1 in 3 chance of survival" continued Pope.
"Give him a little more hope than that!" Evelyn called jokingly "see Evelyn has my side"

"Should I do it?" John B asked
"Yeah jump, I'll shoot you on the way down!" Pope shouted up, making Evelyn laugh as he pointed the nail gun toward John B

"You'll shoot me?" Called back John B pointing finger guns toward Pope. Evelyn and JJ stared at the two boys playing around with each other laughing once in awhile at their comments. "Yep!" Shouted Pope, shooting back finger guns.

"They're gonna have Japanese toilets with towel warmers" spoke out a new voice, yet so familiar to them all. It was Evelyn's best friend, of course, Kiara, which Evelyn had love to death since she met her. Born a kook, but pogue by heart, of course just like Evelyn. They had gone to kook school together and then switched to go to school with the pogues at the same time. They had grown up together which made their bond even stronger.

"Of course, why wouldn't they?" Called down JJ clearly annoyed at the fact the kooks get everything they want while the pogues are eating moldy bread

"This used to be a turtle habitat. But who cares about the turtles, I guess? Kiara said, in a disapproving voice.

Evelyn was a bit like Kiara, Evelyn cared about the oceans and animals, but really not as much as Kiara. She liked to make fun of Kiara about it, even though kiara would disapprove of her actions.

"Oh no the poor turtles." Evelyn shouted up to JJ sarcastically making JJ laugh, also causing Kiara to turn and glare between the two.

JJ glanced back up to John B as Kiara asked "can you please not kill yourself?"

"Don't spill that beer. I'm not giving you another one" JJ commented.
Evelyn was surprised JJ was even able to get beers for them, but here they were.

"Woah! Oh shit" As John B balanced on the very edge of the house, he slipped and of course dropped the beer. The beer landed next to Evelyn, who was trying to tan, and got all over her. "John B really? If you were gonna drop a beer don't drop it by me!" Evelyn yelled half sarcastic half seriously, but all playful

"Of course you did. Smooth. A+" JJ said sarcastically, pissed he dropped the beer.

"Dumbass" mumbled Evelyn and Kie at the same time, leaving them both laughing

Hey! Hey security's here. Let's wrap it up" shouted Pope making them all get down from the house or, in Evelyn's case, up from her lawn chair in the sun.

"Let's go boys!" Shouted Kie

"Ugh I was just starting to tan!" Groaned Evelyn putting her sunglasses on her head as she laughed at her own comment

Evelyn and Kie chased after the boys, laughing together as the boys whooped and cheered

"Gary, is that you?" JJ said
"Get down" called John B
"It's me!" JJ called to Gary, antagonizing him

"You're asking for it J" commented Evelyn, as her and Kie stood there, ready to run, waiting for John B and JJ

They all started cheering as the group of five ran away from Gary and the other security men, laughing the whole way

"Hey, Stop!" Shouted A security guard as he got in front of JJ "I got him!" The overweight security guard shouted as the other starts to come over "not much of a hugger!" JJ yelled as he ran the other way, clearly too fast for the security guards

The security guards chased the five teens through the yard as they hopped over the fence, with Pope landing on his face. Evelyn waited for JJ to hop and Pope to get up, as Garry struggled to get over the fence. "Get up Pope! Fatso's comin" JJ shouted earning laughs from Evelyn "come here you little pricks!" Shouted Gary, pissed off as hell

JJ pulled her arm and they ran to the van, laughing at Gary attempting to chase them.

"Check our Gary gunnin for a race!"
"Wait slow down" JJ spoke
"Hey! You little pricks!" Shouted Gary chasing after the van
"Hey you're gonna give him a heart attack" Kie said looking at John B
"No way this is too funny" shouted Evelyn, making Gary even more pissed off

"You're so close, you can do it!" JJ shouted, egging the security guard on, as he was about to throw an empty beer can at Gary.

"There ya go!" JJ said, as he threw the beer can at him.
"They don't pay you enough bro" JJ said, as Evelyn was laughing her ass off. But that was just a trait of Evelyn. She tended to laugh at everything, and her friends liked to use that trait to their advantage.

"Stop, stop" Kie said, with a look of disapproval on her face, grabbing JJ's arm. "Kie it's just a little harmless fun" Evelyn managed to say, between her giggles

Evelyn and JJ laughed together the rest of the way to the chateau, making jokes that literally nobody else thought was funny. They had the same type of humor, I guess which is why they got along so well.

Thank you so much for reading chapter one! This one might have been a little boring but I need to open with something! I hope you enjoyed. See y'all next time

xx ~Ella<3

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