Babe💚: Fym don't be like that? YOU DESTROYED MY ASSHOLE YOU ASSHOLE! It looks like the fucking Grand Canyon down there!!
M/n😩: I'm sorry babe. You just looked so fucking good. I couldn't stop.
Babe💚: Bro😐
M/n😩: I'm just so passionate about you I had to fully claim you as mine.
Babe💚: Bro. We are not in the fucking twilight saga. Stop speaking like your chest shimmers in the sun light.
M/n😩: But babe🥹
Babe💚:
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M/n😩: Forgive me. Please. I won't go overboard again. Please Midoriya🥲
Babe💚: I like you man, you lie a lot🙄
M/n😩: I'll come over and treat you? Make you feel extra special because you are extra special.
Babe💚:
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Im not falling for that shit M/n.
M/n😩: There's no shit to fall for! I'm genuine!!
Babe💚: Stop acting like such a punk😑 I know you're not trying to treat me, YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT ME, BITCH!
M/n😩: Wow, you're extra mean today🤨
Babe💚: Oh I am? I'm so sorry, maybe it's because my insensitive ass boyfriend left my asshole the size of the moon, DICK!
M/n😩: Oh😃
Babe💚: You suck.
M/n😩: Yeah but we both swallow😗
Babe💚: Kys☺️
M/n😩: Oh my damn. The threats. The shade. The hate. The hurt☹️
Babe💚: Go cry to your mother.
M/n😩: I could cry between your massive chest instead🍒 Read
★★★★★★ M/n huffed as Midoriya left him on read. He couldn't believe it, was he that rough on him the night before? He didn't think so but obviously he was wrong.
His eyes widened as his ringer went of, Midoriya's nickname flashing on the screen. He held in an excited giggle as he opened the message.
His smile quickly fell as he read the words that were written.
"WHAT THE FUCK-" ★★★★★★
Babe💚: I love you M/n but we need a break from sex. Just for a little while. Please understand.
M/n😩: Don't worry, I understand... Wanna come down and eat breakfast together?
Babe💚: Yeah sure. Are you cooking?
M/n😩: Yeah why?
Babe💚: Um...I think we should order in.
M/n😩: Yeah...can you call the fire department rq?
Babe💚: M/N IS THAT FUCKING SMOKE COMING FROM THE KITCHEN??
