The Mysterious Man From Morioh (Yoshikage Kira Reader x Kill La Kill)

Chapter 4: Killer Queen has already touched that tennis ball

It's the day after Ryuko defeated Fukuroda and you, Mako, and Ryuko are walking through school grounds.

Mako: Oh, Ryuko, if you don't a place to *gets hit by tennis ball* stay mom said you *smack* could stay at our home. *smack*

Y/n: Let's say Ryuko is 160 cm. If I remember correctly, my fingers are 9 cm and my arms are 65 cm, carry some numbers and I deduce that she's about 10 meters away.

Ryuko: Y/n, wtf are you doing?

Y/n: I'm figuring out how far away she is.

Ryuko: Whatever. SENKETSU!

Nothing happens.

Y/n: Ryuko, was something supposed to happen?

Ryuko: WAKE UP, YOU LAZY-

She gets hit with tennis balls and falls of a ledge.

Y/n: Fuck. I guess I'll have to get my clothes wet.

Hakodate: Or you could just not go after her and he's gone.

Student: Jeez. That Kira guy sure is crazy.

Meanwhile with you

You swim over to Ryuko and help a teacher get her out of the water.

Mikisugi: Alright, Y/n. Undress her while get you her a towel and your spare Valentino suit.

Y/n: How did you know I have a spare?

Mikisugi: Just a lucky guess.

*timeskip*

Ryuko begins to wake up.

Y/n: Good. You're finally awake.

Ryuko: Y/n?? Where am I? *looks down* WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES!?

Y/n: They're right there.

You point to Senketsu.

Mikisugi: Y/n, leave the room. I'd like to talk to Ryuko in private.

Y/n: Ok. I'll see you later, Ryuko.

You walk out the door and out to the courtyard. Suddenly, you get hit with a stray tennis ball. You pick it up and walk over to the tennis club members.

Y/n: I believe this is your's.

You hand the ball to Hakodate.

Hakodate: Oh thanks, Kira!

You walk away. As soon as you're out of sight, you make a very familiar hand gesture. You click down and hear an explosion. You look over to Hakodate. She's still breathing.

Y/n: I will make sure that Ryuko gets to have a chance at a quiet life. I'll kill for her chance to live peacefully.