I'd wear it to a hoedown, and I'd dance with all the belles
And none of them would know that I was secretly myself
I'd rob my own apartment and I wouldn't give a damn
I'd blame it on the person that nobody knows I am
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Pork Soda - schlattbur
Fanfictiondon't attack me for this, I 100% don't ship them in real life, because y'know that's weird, but anyways I'll take any criticism on this story enjoy! ( also this story does not include: any slurs abuse )
