Walking back to the hotel after a basic date at the coffee shop you had your first date, you and Angel dust were discussing about everyday things and having ides for your wedding, but the two of you did not expect what was waiting at the hotel~
(angel dust) soooo~...
(y/n) what ?
(angel dust) how should be spend the evening ?~
(y/n) oh you know, maybe some wine and candles, and after some our drinks maybe i could massage you and give a few kisses aaaand.... sleep.
(angel dust) oh i would lo... wait that's it ?
(y/n) yep!
(angel dust) and nothing else ?
(y/n) no ?
(angel dust) nothing passionate... something that starts with S ?
(y/n) ...sex ? oh heavens no, having sex with you is terrifying
(angel dust) and why is that ?
(shit that made him angry)
(y/n) well maybe because you expect me to blow my nuts out... not to mention all of those sex toys... so many of them... one after another... like there is no end to them and the way you use them, like all father Odin and his limitless knowledge and ideas... heavens how am i still alive...
(angel dust) eh you gotta point there
(y/n) you think !?
(back at the hotel)
(y/n) everyone i shall announce our return !
(husk) fucking finally , staying sober for this long is such a burden !!
(y/n) how in the cinnamon fuck are you sober ?... that's almost the same thing as Angel saying no to sex and alcohol, right honey ?
(angel dust) just first let me process this, seeing Husk sober is just... holy fuck
(y/n) ok honey deep breaths it's all right i will make sure he drinks ok ?
(husk) oh for fuck sake, REAPER AND ALASTOR LET'S GO AND CHARLIE YOUR UP !!!
(y/n) wait what ?
at that moment Alastor and Reaper took ahold of you and dragged you to the limo with husk and while Angel was watching it happen Charlie came before him and made him follow her
(y/n) ok ok ok what the HELL !!?, where are we going
(reaper) my lord were going to have a FUCKING BACHELOR PARTY !!!!
(y/n) jesus... it's terrifying when your exited, and wait what !?
(husk) yeah, the girl's party with Angel while we take you out
(y/n) that's why your sober ?
(husk) yep
(y/n) i have one question
(husk) shoot
(y/n) who made the plan for this ?
(husk) Alastor
after hearing Husk telling you that the party plan was made by Alastor you looked at him and saw from his devilish smile that the plan had the word murder on it
(y/n) ...fuck
(husk) ok TIME TO DRING !!
(reaper) HELL YEAH !!!
(back at the hotel)
(angel dust) ok what the fuck is this ?
(charlie) a bachelorette party !!
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Im not weak (Angel dust x Male Reader)
Fanfictionyou died in war full of rage after trying to prove yourself for being the black sheep of the family, now in hell lets see where all the rage leads you
