Peter Parker & Michelle Jones

Chapter Nine

"Hey where's MJ?" Ned asked as Peter walked into his Aunt's apartment carrying Athena with him who was sleeping, 

"She insisted on coming seperate," Peter shrugged chuckling handing May Athena, "She's had dinner and been showered so she should just sleep through the day and night," he told her smiling,

"I got her Pete," May chuckled assuringly,

"Woah Dude you still have this!" Peter gasped and jumped over the old lounge sitting on it with Ned looking at their lego death-star,

"Told you, straight away back to teens," May told Michelle's parents, Happy, Tony and pepper who were going to have dinner with her and came to see Athena while the three did them,

"Whats up my bitches!" Michelle slammed the door open dressed in her old black fitting sweats and one of peter's pun shirts from high school holding popcorn kernels and chips in her arms, hair up into a messy bun,

"Yo MJ, chip me!" Ned held his hands out making her throw them at him, Peter catching one midair that Ned missed and was coming at him, not even needing to look away from placing more lego on the death-star, 

"Ugh! you guys got that thing back!" Michelle groaned dropping onto the lounge throwing a pillow at Peter's head, "hey loser why don't you make the popcorn," she grinned,

"And high school MJ is back!" Peter laughed getting up catching the packet she chucked at him, 

"Oh yes!" Michelle grabbed a packet of sour worms, opening it and ate it happily, lying with her legs on the back of the lounge and her head down off it as she ate, 

"I ordered pizza!" Ned told them excitedly,

"Did you get me just cheese?" Michelle asked turning her head to look at him,

"Ugh dah!" Ned replied as if it were obvious, "and your beloved root beer, still don't know how you drink that stuff,"

"it's not for there weak," Michelle replied casually as she ate more sour worms, "Yo! loser number 1 what are we watching!" she called to Peter who was in the kitchen making the popcorn,

"Well..." Peter grinned as he came out with three Bowls of popcorn,

"No!" Michelle sat up pointing at the two boys, 

"We're going to watch-" Ned continued,

"Don't say it! don't you dare!" Michelle warned them,

"Star wars night!" Peter and Ned happily sung out together,

"Ugh fuck me!" Michelle dropped onto the lounge groaning,

"Geez don't have to beg, MJ," Peter grinned sitting between her and Ned handing them their popcorn,

Michelle gave them both the middle fingers before chucking pillows at their heads, "was she always this aggressive?" John asked may rubbing his neck chuckling shyly,

"yep but we love that about her," May replied laughing having come back from placing Athena in Peter's old room to sleep,

"Oh god, MJ!" Sarah sighed at her daughter shaking her head, 

"Pizza my boys! bags not getting it!" Michelle called out when the doorbell rung,

"Not it!" Ned quickly said just before Peter, "Ha!" he pointed grinning,

"Ugh!" Peter groaned but got up answering the door, giving the money and shut it, locking it coming back to them, jumping over the lounge and sat down placing the pizzas on the coffee table with the drinks,

"You got to put the movie and and get the lights," Michelle pointed out as she happily ate a slice of pizza, "Oh how good is this cheap ass pizza, I miss it!" she groaned lying back on the lounge happily as she ate,

"I know, the cheapness really takes me back," Ned agreed as he ate, 

"Okay... Movie..." Peter used his web shooter, grabbing the movie, before skilfully swinging it into the player, turning the tv on, before shooting another web to turn the lights off for the lounge room, 

"Ha nice!" he grinned and picked up a slice of pizza eating it as he leaned back into the lounge to watch the movie, Michelle put her legs over the two boys, sitting up with pillows behind her to watch and eat,

Michelle glanced at Peter smiling shyly looking away when he looked at her the same both blushing as they remembered how awkward they use to be with one another as Ned chuckled shaking his head seeing them, 

"did you know in your whole life time, you would have walked by a serial killer at least once," Michelle spoke up chuckling at her random facts she use to say to them,

"thanks MJ for making we question everyone I walk by now," Ned sighed at her amused,

"Yes you should thank me now you'll be ready for anything," Michelle casually replied eating another slice of pizza, "Have you guys ever thought about how we've never seen a baby pigeon?" she asked them,

Peter and Ned both paused in eating thinking about that, "Huh..." Peter stated looking a little upset now as he ate,

"what the fuck!?" Ned exclaimed wide eyed, "we really haven't!"

"thats what I'm saying man, where do they come from?" Michelle nodded pointing at them with her pizza, "Just let that sit with you,"

"Get! Know I'm going to swing around on patrol tomorrow and try to find a baby pigeon!" Peter groaned pouting,

"did you know you're alarm sound in the morning is technically your theme song since it starts at every morning," Michelle told the boys grinning, "so what's yours?"

"the normal iPhone tone..." Ned said shyly,

"Stuck with you by Justin Bieber and Ariana Grande," Peter shrugged, "thats not a bad one,"

"Mines Leave the door open by bruno mars," Michelle chuckled, "I wake up feeling fly as fuck!" 

"Damn thats such a good one!" Ned gasped nodding his head looking away from the tv,

"I know right? I'm so cool!" Michelle grinned taking a whole bottle of rootbeer, opened it and drunk from the bottle casually,

"Has MJ always been cooler then us?" Ned asked Peter chuckling,

"MJ is just a whole differnt breed of a person," Peter replied, "She is a 'i give no fucks and couldn't give less fucks' person, they are dangerous,"

"I know, she could kill us with her bare hands..." Ned mumbled back to him nodding wide eyed as Michelle shut the bottle and looked at them raising an eye brow,

"what do you two losers want?" Michelle asked them,

"Nothing!" Peter and Ned turned away wide eyed watching the movie again,

"If i go missing, it's because i fucked up and she killed me..." Peter whispered to Ned who nodded agreeing, 

"Oh cool! Last slice!" Michelle grabbed the last slice of pizza eating it, "Did you know dolphines sleep with one eye open?" she stated,

"Oh!" Ned and Peter groaned holding their heads, 

"why is an orange called an orange? did they call oranges because they are orange or did they call oranges because they are ornage?" Michelle continued,

"did the brain name itself?" she added as she bit into her pizza,

"MJ! Why do you always fuck with our heads!" Ned whined, 

"because evolution bitch," Michelle replied casually, "did you know when we went to prague, they use to kill people from the bridge but locking them in cages and dropping them into the water for them to drown,"

"Hehe nice!" Peter grinned at her on that one,

"She is... something..." Sarah said slowly about her oldest daughter watching her, "I have no idea how she ended up with peter... she was so... unique in high school," she chuckled,