ahaha holy man
ok HCS time
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Has a swear jar for Espresso(but Espresso only swears around him and Latte lmao) but ironically has said-or screamed "FUCK!" in front of his husband and his kids.
Latte and Madeleine have this weird bond going on where Latte is like the friend that always helps you and Madeleine is you.
Madeleine can run a mile with armor on ;)
Madeleine choose Custard and Espresso made the decisions lmao
Pure Vanilla is now Madeleine's father o-o
His mother has embarrassed him in front of Latte, Oldmon, Espresso, Custard, and Sorbet multiple times because...she's his mother-
Madeleine has tossed Custard into the roof many times.
He can breakdance. With armor on.
THE DIVINE LIGHT IS ACTUALLY REAL
Ok rephrase rephrase the Divine Light is a blessing from Pure Vanilla and it actually works a lot like a guardian shield thingy.
He can carry Espresso with one hand.
Taller than Espresso by like, half a head.
IRONICALLY IS BOTTOM
It's like that troupe where this tough-ass person get bossed around by a nerd lmao-
DOES ALL THE FUCKING GROCERY SHOPPING AND COOKING AND CLEANING AND TAKING CARE OF CUSTARD AND SORBET AND ALL THAT SHIT-
While Espresso is breadwinner LMAOOOOO
Madeleine can sew.
He's probably the "funnier, helpful, dad jokes-dad"
The only one that can make Depresso smile when they walk into the room and see him.
Almond dislikes him but tolerates him now.
(he only spilled some coffee geez-)
THE BEST CHILDCARE BOIIIIIIII
Usually talks to people for Espresso but makes Espresso talk to people.
"YOU NEED SOME HUMAN INTERACTION!"
"But-"
"OUT THE DOOR WE GO! COME ON CUSTARD AND SORBET! WE'RE GOING TO GET YOUR DAD SOME HUMAN INTERACTION!"
"YAYYYYYYY"
"000o0o0o0o0oOO0o0!"
"Madeleine, I love you, but I will not hesitate to acquaint your face with a- never mind, I love you too much..goddamnnit..."
LMAOOOOOOOOO MY BRAIN ANYBI
Madeleine has seen Espresso break their bones many times-
And usually rushes him to the cookie hospital.
He and Espresso probably have publicly made out.
not in front of the children-
Probably the one to propose
Because Depresso would either get too shy or just die from embarrassment lmao
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Alright that's all, what cookie should I do next lol
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CRK Headcanons!
FanfictionLike the title said, these are my own Cookie Run: Kingdom headcanons! Be aware that these will include ships(info inside!) Please no hating on anything in this book! Happy reading!
