Incorrect Quotes go brrrr

woah

I'm updating a book. Astonishing
Lmao

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Alice: *drinking soda*

Aisha: it's 8 in the morning, why are
you having that for breakfast?

Alice: what did you have for
breakfast?

Aisha: ...
Alice: i'm doing more than you.

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Amber: i think i broke one of my
livers.

Aisha: you only have one liver.

Amber: how many do i need to live?

Aisha: one.

Amber: i'm in trouble.

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Chaos, dropping a mug and breaking
it: fuck

Alice: WHAT IN THE DIGGITY DARN
FRICK FRACK TIC TAC HIKEY
HAC PATTY WACK SNIC SNACK
QUARTERBACK MIC MAC HEART
ATTACK RIC RAC DOUBLE BACK
NAMED JACK DID YOU JUST SAY?

Chaos:

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Amber, walking into the room, eyes
watering and sniffing: Aisha...

Aisha: oh my goodness Amber! what
happened? why are you crying?

Amber: i'm not crying... my eyes are
just watering from the smoke that's
coming off of the fire in the kitchen.
again.

Aisha:

Aisha: WHAT

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Foxglove: we have a problem.

Aisha: what's the matter this time?

Alice, jumping through the window:
guys i need you to say that i'm your
long lost cousin that has been living
with you for the past 17 years here put this wig on real quick the cops are
coming we need to hurry and pack the ice tray-

Foxglove: that. that is the problem.

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Chaos: ok guys, we are gonna play a
game.

Chaos: when i say a fruit, you run to
the left side of the room. when i say a
color, you run to the right side of the
room. got it?

Everyone else: got it.

Chaos: alright...

Chaos: ORANGE

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Olivia: you need to wash your dishes!

Aisha: you never do yours!

Olivia: let's settle this maturely.

Aisha: rock paper scissors?

Olivia: always.

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Amber: hey Aisha?

Aisha: yeah?

Amber: we taught Lila something,
wanna see?

Aisha: ok.

Alice: ok, Lila, go!

Aisha:

Lila:

Alice:

Amber:

Lila: ... uwu.

Aisha: oh god no-

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Teacher: let's begin the exam, don't
worry, it isn't hard at all!