this is gonna be a LOOOONNNGG chapter
all of these are edited quotes from incorrect-ego-quotes tumbler.
Pipit= Trianglepaw
JD= Jason Dean or Jasone Dena
Foxglove= my new superhero ego
im sorry. @ everyone
~~warning! there is some cursing but its for comedic effect and im sure most of you dont care anyways~~
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JD: am i dying?
Pipit: we're all dying, just at different speeds.
JD: then what about me?
Pipit: you're like the Usain Bolt of dying.
Marvin: there is no 'i' in team but there is one in pizza!
Acatin: so you're not going to share
Marvin: i am not going to share
JD, to PIpit: i love you you funky little goop gerblin
Pipit: anybody want to get into an argument with me?
JD: cream cheese isn't that good
Pipit: you know what i was kidding but fuck you
Acatin: hi i'm gay and you're watching dissapointment channel
Anti: i'm a stone-cold motherfucker, and i have never felt an emotion in my entire life
Acatin: hello mister Anti! are you having a good day?
Anti: i'm a... stone-cold motherfucker and i... fuck,, oh my god,,
Acatin: i'm calling the meeting to order. Pipit?
Pipit: here.
Acatin: punk ass bitch named Jasone Dena?
JD: uh, the 'punk ass bitch' part is silent.
Chaos: you're too late, idiots! Acatin was too weak for me, and i have taken over!
Foxglove: that's where you're wrong, evildoer! we will stop you, with the incredible powers of:
Lila: friendship!
Amber: harmony!
Aisha and Alice in unison: and incredibly graphic violence!
Cat: meow!
Acatin: you sly bastard! i never would have thought of it that way.
JD: is she actually talking to the cat or is she messing with us?
Pipit: either way, i'm not suprised.
YOU ARE READING
Incorrect Quotes go brrrr
Humorok so uh, this has turned into literally just incorrect quotes with my egos, but yall should fully expect other characters lol