XiaoAether One Shots [Requests: Open]

3. Group Chat AU (just for fun)

Kaeya
I will now make this group alive.

Diluc
Bye

Klee
I accidentally blew up a wall in the knights of favonius headquarters.

Jean
WHERE ARE YOU KLEE!?

Klee
In Your mom

Albedo
Klee! Who taught you that?

Kaeya has left the group chat

Xiao
I don't get paid enough for this

Ganyu
You don't even work??

Diona
Hiiii!

Qiqi
Hellosorryifihaverepliedslowly.

Baizhu
Qiqi, you have to use the space bar 🙂

Qiqi
Spacebar?

Baizhu
I quit

Aether has added Kaeya to the group chat

Kaeya
CANTRELLTNOWIMDESD

Aether
I think Albedo got him...

Xiao
Can I leave?

Xiao has left the group chat

Keqing
Nobody even answered him and he still left-

Ganyu
That's Xiao for you

Aether has added Xiao to the group chat

Xiao
Why?

Aether:
Because.

Venti
Anyone want to come to Angels share with me?

Diluc
Get your broke ass out of my tavern!

Klee
Mr Venti, nobody ever goes with you because they don't wanna use their mora on your ass.

Aether
The more Albedo reads this, i think it's more punches for Kaeya.

Childe
Can I join?!

Zhongli
No

Venti
No

Baal
No.

Baal has left the group chat

Thoma
What is this?

Ayaka
Hello

Yoimiya
Anyone want fireworks?

Klee
Klee wants some! They go boom!

Yoimiya
My new sister...

Albedo
NO SHE IS MINE.

Aether
I feel like Kaeya got punched again just for that even if it wasn't his fault-

Kokomi
I do not know half of the people here so hello?

Gorou
Do not offend her excellency!

Razor
Wolf?

Gorou
I-

Aether has added Baal to the group chat

Kaeya
I need some healing...........

Barbara
I am here to help!

Rosaria
No you aren't, he probably deserved it.

Qiqi
I am going to sleep.

Kaeya has banned everyone from talking

Kaeya
That's better.

(Mostly everyone went to beat up Kaeya)