Part 3

39 3 3
                                    

My body is like a 1980's wind-up toy. You just- kind of just go- 'ksksks'- and then it just keeps on going for a while- -Ranboo

From the earth I rise, and to the earth I one day will return. What's up morher shuckers. My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to...corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It's also called 'maze' because it's easy to get lost in its incredible fla-vour. Side effects of corn may include choking, I guess. Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAAAAA- -Slimecicle

We have a love/hate relationship. You love watching my streams and I hate all of you. -Purpled

If the shop can't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the groud, and kill all the occupants, all right? That doesn't make me a Karen, that makes me a psychopath, okay? Get it right, chat. -Wilbur Soot

Those that treat me with kindness I repay tenfold yada yada yada previous quote. -Technoblade

DSMP QuotesWhere stories live. Discover now