4. These mfs a menace to Japan

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Bitche$

Me
Guys I thought yesterday we was just gonna go shopping for school, it turned into a big ass mess as expected lmao.

Takemichi
I thought so too. But all y'all was acting like y'all ain't have no home training, including you y/n.

Me
I'm innocent.

Takemichi
No ur not

Mikey
It ain't my fault that dude didn't gave me that whole tray of samples.

Me
You snatch the whole tray outta his hand the second he said you can't have anymore 💀

Chifuyu
Nah😧

Mikey
And he tried to chase me.

Chifuyu
Jit trippin😟

Kazutora
He looked like he was 70 really trying to chase after you like you ain't the fastest mf around here.

Smiley
Naw that mf had a cane, he was lowkey fast

Angry
It was the fact that he threw his cane at Mikey and just gave up

Mitsuya
I bet he wanna quit

Koko
I don't blame him

Mikey
I heard him say under his breath "In all my 30 years this never happened to me"

Me
Ancient grandpa😍

Draken
You hell for giving that old man a hard time

Mikey
Will if his old ass would've gave the tray to me then that wouldn't have happened

Mikey
I should get my grandpa to drag his ass

Me
I bet Grandpa Sano got hands

Mikey
He do

Baji
Imagining working as a person that give out samples for 30 years.

Me
At least it's in a cool ass mall. If I did that job the food would be gone before I can even give them out. Seems like an okay job to me.

Inui
Can't knock the hustle🤷🏼‍♂️

Pah-chin
Exactly

Peh-ya
He probably like it or whatever

Me
It was Tora walking outta the store with a lotta things for me. I didn't thought much of it until he said he didn't bought anything at awll.

Chifuyu
In one of the stores the security was gonna say sum to him until he stare at her and she stopped she looked terrified, so she just let him go.

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