A few drinks and the moon gets a makeover

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[Name: Andy]

[Species: Dragon]

[Level: 10]

[HP: 1000]

[MP: 10,000]

[Aura: 2]

[Str: 100]

[Spd: 150]

[Dex: 104]

[End: 200]

[Def: 10,000]

[Int: 20]

[Wis: 4]

[Node: 1 point is the power of one healthy adult]

[Abilities:

Life sense(Level 43/50)

Aura(Level: 1/4)

Command magic(Level 34/100)

Swordsmanship (level 100/100)

Telepathy: (Level 50/100)

Life bond (Ryuu) S̵̛͓͎͖͔͉̩̑̅H̶̞̮̙̠͈̜̱͉̀͑́͠͝ͅÊ̸͓͔̺̪͇͉͗̍̂̌̈'̶̨̨̛̳̙̣̻̤͚̈́̀̈́̃͗̋Ş̶͕̘͉̬́̂̀̈́ ̶̺̗̄͝D̸̢̉̅E̵̞̩͈͍̝̱͇̲͉̪̱͓̿̋̌̆Ä̸͓̟̯͎̠̟̖͎́͋͑̅̒͘͜D̶̡̹̳͎͚̞̠͕͇̟̹̯̒̑̎͋̃̏̀̍͆͂

Dragonkin bloodline 

Dragon bloodline

Andy woke up to a facefull of notifications he hasn't cleared since that day all those months ago. He stared at them blankly.

[Dragon core acquired! (Made from Ryuu)]

[Congratulations race changed to "Dragon"]

[Shape: human]

[Stats are now x2 permanently]

[Crusade complete, rewards will be given]

He numbly closed out the notifications and clicked on the last one

[You have the item {Warframe Ship} in your inventory, and your five random spins are available, would you like to spin them?]

He just nodded, unwilling to actually say anything.

[First spin: The flaming sword]

[Second spin: Book of E.N.D.]

[Third spin: Lucifer's coin]

[Fourth spin: A screwdriver]

[Fifth spin: Angel DNA]

Andy sat and stared at the pop ups for a while before getting up, he had a shop to run after all. He passed by Eragon on his way to the shop, he probably said something but Andy didn't care. He flipped the sign over to open and went about getting the shop ready. Eragon came out to the shop and started trying to talk to Andy, only to be ignored. Eventually having enough he grabbed Andy by the shoulders, snapping his friends' attention to him.

Andy: What do you want?

Eragon: To make sure my friend is ok.

Andy: Oh? OKAY? YOU THINK I COULD POSSIBLE BE OK?

Eragon: No, that's why I'm still here.

Andy: Well go home


Eragon: Excuse me?

Andy: I said GO HOME YOU BASTARD!

Eragon: WHY ARE YOU SO MAD AT ME?

Andy: BECAUSE YOU KILLED HER!

All of Andy's attention was on Eragon at this point.

Andy: IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP I WOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN! And- and if I hadn't fallen then I could have avoided her death.

Andy collapsed from all his yelling and grief.

Andy: At least you aren't as bad as whoever made me this, they destroyed her body and combined it with mine. Now I can't even revive her. I've done it you know, commanded life back into a dead body. I'm sure that with the right objects or- or maybe the right spell I could have brought her back. But no, some poetic bastard took that away from me.

[That would be (Y/n)]

Andy: SO NOW YOU SPEAK! Not- not when i was grieving over my dragon, not when I fail to kill myself because of these GOD DAMN SCALES I HAVE BUT WHEN I DIDNT EVEN ASK FOR YOUR HELP!

[Chill bro, God said I couldn't]

Andy: I DON'T CARE WHAT GOD SAID, you're my brother man.

Andy got up and grabbed his jacket, heading to the door and turned around before he left.

Eragon: Where are you going Andy?

Andy: For a drink, if you aren't gone when I get back, I will make you leave.

And so he slammed the door, leaving Eragon alone in the cafe.

–Back with Andy–

Andy was drinking shots like it was water. Sitting at the bar staring into space. No one dared to approach him, except one brave, or maybe drunk, soul.

Drunkard: HEY buddy. Buddy. Buddy. Come on, you've been sitting thereall night. WHatsays you we go have somefun? HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU!

The drunk man grabbed Andy by the collar

Andy: Just die

The drunkard fell over dead on the spot. Everyone was staring at the body, Andy stood up, left the bartender a tip and wobbled his way out of the bar. He walked around for a while before falling on his back

Andy: Look at the moon, broken. Allllllll messed up. Kinda like- kind like me huh? Well Moon if we are so alike why don't I just blow you up huh?

He points at the moon and says a couple simple words.

Andy: FUCK THE MOON.

The moon completely exploded, leaving only dust and some chunks in its wake. Andy's MP Dropped to zero but he didn't care.

Andy: Heh, I blew up the moon.

Ryuu: Well you always did hate it.

Andy: SHUT IT.

Ryuu: What? You said it always messed up your kills in your past life.

Andy: GET OUT OF MY HEAD, SHE'S DEAD.

Ryuu: mostly, my soul has yet to pass on. You've gotta find me Andy.

Andy: Shut it, I know you aren't real... don't give me hope, please I've had enough of false hope.

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