Shrek and Shaggy arrive at a very nice restaurant called Cookie The Oger's Onion Restaurant "OMG SHAGGY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE!!!" Said Shrek "only the best for my darling oger" Said Shaggy.
Shaggy and Shrek sat down at the table when a waitress came up " hello welcome to cookies what would you two gentlemen like?" Said the waitress "WAIT A MINUET.... SHREK IS THAT YOU!??!?!" Said Fiona Shreks kindergarten girlfriend "I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER FOR EVER BUT LOOKS LIKE YOU
FOUND ANOTHER MAN!!" Said Fiona "i-" Shrek was cut off by Fiona running away crying "hey Shrekie poo 💩 what was that about?" Before Shrek could answer he and Shaggy were kicked out of the restaurant and onto the street "well so much for a date." Said Shrek and they then headed home.
At home Neil was already gone and had all 29 kids in bed "how in the heck did he get them all to sleep...??" Said Shrek *back to an hour ago*
"EVERYONE SIT DOWN IMMA SING A SONG" Said Neil all 29 kids sat and stared at him *ahem* "TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX TWO TRUCKS HAVING SEX MY MUCELSE MY MUCELSE INVOLUNTARILY FLEX." And just like that all the kids fell right alseep. *back to real time* "well i guess we will never know." Said Shaggy Shrek looked at the counted and it had a note it Said
Dear, Shrek and Shaggy
I had to leave because i saw some trucks having sex outside so ya i got the kids to sleep hope you guys enjoyed your date also for you troubles i left 400,000 dollars because I'm not actually Neil I'm Mr Beast.
From, Mr Beast
"OMG 400,000 DOLLARS MR BEAST THANK-YOU!!" Said Shrek and Shaggy in unison then Mr Beast poped out of the floor and gave them each 400,000$ and including there kids totaling to 12,400,000$
YOU ARE READING
True Love ~ Shrek x Barry Bee Benson X Shaggy
FanfictionI don't own any of the images in this book exept for the cover tho I don't entirely own it i added the bra, lips and eye lashes to it lol
