Wrong number, Kid (part 1)

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TW: blood, cringy writing

Background info: Peter is Spiderman, May, MJ and Ned all know.


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Ned!

Ned!

Ned, I got stabbed. I need help.


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I'm not Ned. I think you've got the wrong number.


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Oh, sorry! Do you know how to fix a stab wound? Just asking. No reason...


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You are the worst liar. But I'll put that aside for now. You should get to the hospital.


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No can do, I'm afraid. I'm ✨ P̤̤͖ͪ͑̕͜͜o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞o͙͙̙̘̙ͤͫ͞ṛ̣̬̫̍͌ͩ͟✨ so I can't.


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Ok, I'll tell you how. Here's how:

immediately after the injury occurs, run to the bathroom and pour water and soap on it until the bleeding is manageable. then grab a towel or cloth, and apply pressure to the wound using it. after 10 minutes if the bleeding hasn't stopped, go for another 10 minutes. if after 20 minutes you're still leaking, go to the ER. to replenish the lost blood, drink plenty of water and eat a lot of food. your body needs the nutrients to produce more healthy red blood cells to bring oxygen to your organs.


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Thanks! What should I call you?


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Call me...

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What should I call you?


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Call me cinnamon spider!

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