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hi im vegan techrr aka katie. this is a firdt person story of my love life. i am 68 years old and my live is only 4 but its ok bc true love is very cool!!!!! so this is how we meet.

I walked into tye meat section I MEAN PLATS AND FRUTS!! and saw ryan 😍😍😍😍😍. we made eye contact. (btw his dad is my sons age) i fell for him so fast. i drooled and my husband who is a cow pig hybrid stopped me bc he is a hater meanie. i said im filing for divorce and he said ok. my son wanted to date ryan also so we battled to the death for him. i won with the power of vegetable and the other ones.i approached him and he said hey bbg🤤🤤🤤 and i said lets kiss and. i said ok and then we went to the bride section of fhe supermarket amd got myself a nice wedding gown made of cow skin. he said heyyy u look kinda good *in an indian old man accent* and then he got on his skin suit *its a head to toe suit made of pig so he looks like a walking talking pig* and then i got pregnent pretty fast! our son is due in march and he will be named mammoth the 1929383929th. i killed all of my family and his for this!!

 i killed all of my family and his for this!!

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