Ryans pov 🪅🪅🪅🪅

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Hey im ryan. I am 4 years old. This is a story abt how me and my bab met

So there I was, in the meat section of the local walmart in alabama. I was looking for the juciest human boy man kid part. They are delicious fried. Then walks in her, my now baby mama, katie. Her luscious chin hair waving to me. Her big nose smelling the blood dripping from the rotting body near the gun section which is very popular. We were both so nervous. I was sweating but that might also be from the epic dance battle i had for the last bullet back in the back to school section. Katie approached me, giggling to her fat ex cow hybrid pig thing. I am an alpha so of course she chose me. We sarted talking about how much we want to shoot up the local hospital. We ran for the gun section so she could fight her husband. He died lol L+bozo+ratio+your mom to his ugly face. Then, i proposed to my baby. She swud yes and she got ready and so did i. And the rest is history 😏😏😉😉😉😉😉

 And the rest is history 😏😏😉😉😉😉😉

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