rei: wanna do a alpha gamenight
luci: yass
rei: wat game.
luci: umm can Judy
rei: Ok
luci: wait naw cuz wtf kind of bug is that
Sha emerges from the dark corner of their shared homie apartment, crawling onto the carpet floor. Sha wasn't a ordinary bug, infact xey was very similar to Plankton, Bikini Bottoms' famous villain.
rei: bitch that's a eyelash bug
luci: SHUT UP
rei: lil ooie lil ooie ahh ah bitch im on fleek the fuck? just got my lashes done in the club watch me doin the- AHh!
Sha leaped forward and attacked Reimu's neck, infecting it with syndromes of rabies. Lucifer dashed towards Shooter's dorm, in desperate need of medical attention.
luci: SHOTORER
shi=tter: WAAHT
luci: Hi
sh: Hi
luci: EYELASH UG IS ATTACKING REI MU
shooter: naw we gotta run fast
luci: lik sonic
The two ran for it towards Reimu's doorway, but a fortune of disaster already succumbed her, as Reimu sat dead and twitching. Lucifer almost making a barf session, while Shooter fell to their knees and choking back tears. Sha then plunged out the window, never to be heard of again. Or, will it?
OH GOD HELP ME ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm gift ofor sha Hi sup jew,, part 2 will coeme over the corner soon dw
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Sha the Eyelash Bug: WHAT TYPE OF BUG IS THAT
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