It was a warm Sunday morning, Jeff Bezos was looking out of his gorgeous mansion window when all of a sudden something crashed into his backyard. The shock caused Jeff to literally piss his pants so he had to take care of the first.
Once he was in his comfy jorts he went outside to check. He was shocked to find that the person who crashed was... ELON?!!!
"ELON?! WHAT HAPPENED UWU!" Asked Jeff concerned. "I-I- wanted to give u a rocket for ur birthday but i-it-it crashed 🥺". "AWW POOR ELONNN IM SOWEY! BUT ALL I NEED IS U!" Condolenced jeffery. "Thank you Jeff... no how about we go out for some subs alpha." Replied Elon. "what type of subs omega 😏".
