Genshin Impact x Reader Oneshots

Various! Christmas headcanons

Includes: Scaramouche, Gorou, Thoma, Itto

--- Scaramouche ---

Truth be told, there is nothing Scaramouche fears more on Christmas than... The mistletoe.

Not only do you have at least three stuffed in your pockets at all times, you always manage to pull them on him at the worst times.

Like that time he was trying to sign a soldier off work and you sneaked behind him, mistletoe above your heads. He was a fuming red mess after you stole a kiss from him.

Or that time he was making fun of Childe and you just had to come in and pull another mistletoe moment. No, but what's worse is that you publicly gave him a marking on his neck. Let's just say Scaramouche became the laughing stock of Tartaglia afterwards.

Of course, he would never admit that he enjoys it. Next year he will get his revenge.

"Hey Scara! Oh, Childes here too!"

"Not you again... Wait, what are you doing? DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A HICKEY?!"

"I didn't know you're so submissive."

"S-SHUT UP GINGERBREAD!"

--- Gorou ---

When it's Christmas time, Gorou tends to mysteriously disappear. Now one average outsider may ask why, but to you it's quite clear on the reason.

He is too busy being decorated AS the Christmas tree to be anywhere, his tail is wrapped in lights, his ears dawning huge ornaments, and you next to him being a total tease.
You both tend to spend Christmas together, or sometimes come together with Kokomi.

" Everyone knows the best Christmas tree around in Watatsumi is mine!"

"(Y/N) you've been doing this for five years already."

"I'm on a streak!"

Then he'd peck you, blushing, while you ruffle his ears all by yourself.

--- Thoma ---

When it comes to Christmas, there is no better expert than your boyfriend, Thoma.

You can expect to see what is usually done in movies at the very least.
The Komore Teahouses glow can be seen from even Tsurumi. On the inside you can expect to find a fireplace lit, a tree with way too much effort put into it, and of course, only the best feast on all of Teyvat.

Thoma enjoys bringing all of his friends together, you, the Kamisato siblings, Yoimiya, Sayu and maybe even the traveler.

You can expect Thoma to be watching over you the whole time, worrying if his efforts were recognized by you, but you harshly reassure him and his blushing face with kissess in front of his friends.

"(Y-Y/N)! not in front of them!"

"Oh don't worry Thoma, I've been quite aware of your and (y/n) 's relationship for years."

"My lord!-"

--- Itto ---

Wouldn't it be weird to not see Itto with his gang on Christmas? Well, weirdly, he isn't with them.
Itto celebrates Christmas with his close family, meaning you and Granny Oni strictly only.

You both have a blast eating only the best food ever, grandma food! Christmas is filled with joy and laughter, onikabuto rants, candy and much more.

Itto is delighted to see you've made him an Ugly Christmas sweater in his size. In fact, he almost crushes you.

"Only the best from my numero dos (Y/N)! Everyone will know my Christmas spirit is the best this year!"

"Itto, you're crushing me."

" Huh? Crush? Didn't you have that years ago? I thought we're together!"