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❝so i work at target and just noticed you're buying christmas ornaments (despite it being very late december. come on dude-) and i have to say- THOSE ARE THE UGLIEST THINGS DONT BUY THEM THEYRE TERRIBLE! ILL DIRECT YOU TO MACY IN SALES DEPARTMENT, SHE KNOWS HER SHIT! NO- DONT GET THOSE. ILL BUY THEM ALL MYSELF TO KEEP YOU FROM GETTING THEM IF I HAVE TO- NO, YKNOW WHAT? ILL JUST BUY SOME FOR YOU. DO YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE A PICTURE OF YOUR TREE/ AND OR LIVING SPACE?❞ prompt by..... me
type: platonic crackfic sydeon, disguised toast pronouns used: they/them christmas ornaments: a story of how the offline tv's christmas tree theme was chosen, and how the earlier events made one target employee lose their mind.
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