The Bible of Gaben

The Total Biscuit 12:16

And it came to pass that Total Biscuit was cleansed. There was much rejoicing in the Land of Gaben, for the Prophet could continue to minister, and the peasants were sore afraid, for behold, the prophet brought unto them logic and truth.

And the peasant king said unto the prophet Total Biscuit: Doritos

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And the peasant king did shrink at the glory of Total Biscuit, for behold, his words were true.

And Gaben did smile from on high.