The Bible of Gaben

Prayer of Saint Garry

Lord, make me an instrument of your PC

Where there is ubisoft, let me sow Valve

Where there is peasantry, pardon

Where there is dew, Faith

Where there are doritos, Hope

Where there is COD, TF2

Where there is Master Chief, Gordon

O divine Father,

grant that I may not so much seek consoles

and that I may deny consoles

to be Water-cooled, as to Water-cool

to be Glorious, as to Glorify

For it is in giving Steam gifts that we recieve Steam gifts

It is in Partitioning that we are Partitioned

and it is in dying that we are upgraded in eternal life

GabeN.