-in highschool-
Melody: * jumps onto boyfriends back and yells* RUN MAN RUN THE SKY IS FALLING
Oliver: * creepily peeking out from corner* i ship it
random hobo: * managed to get in the school* * jumps onto melody's back*
Melody: get off of me you fat lard
Melody's boyfriend , Tyler: WTF im fine with Melody but dude your fat
random hobo: take me to Arbys
Tyler: no hippo gtfo of me
Oliver: awww young love .... wait ..... wait .... theres a hippo on them * pulls hippo off * ok good..... awww young love
Bully 1: * walks up to Oliver* eww hes too gay to function
Oliver: ewww your a retard
Bully 2: What the fuck did you just say
Oliver: i said your a fucking retard do you want me to talk slower
Melody: * leans down and whispers in Tyler's ear* take me to church
Tyler: what
Melody : XD i meant take me over there
Tyler: fine * starts walking over*
Melody: giddy up giddy up
Tyler: * stands next to Oliver*
Melody: * jumps off her hot boyfriend's back* * bitch slaps Bully 2* i am the only one that is allowed to pick on him for being to gay to function
Bully 3: * punches Tyler in his beautiful face* fuck you
Melody: * goes rage mode*
Oliver: * side kicks them*
Melody: *still rage mode*
Oliver:* puts Tyler over shoulder and pulls Melody out the door*
Melody: damn hes strong ... is that like a perk of being gay
random gay guy: no just no
Melody: * throws bomb at school * run
Oliver: damn now we're gonna have to find a new school.... again
Tyler: can you put me down now
Oliver: whatever * drops tyler *
Melody: you didnt have to drop him
Oliver: whatever
Melody: * facepalms* stupid
Tyler: get on
Melody: yay * jumps onto his back*
Oliver: dat man be strong but i be stronger * flexes muscles then kisses them*
Oliver: * phone rings*
ringtone: i like big butts and i can not lie
Oliver: * picks up phone* what do you want mom. yes ill be back for dinner. yes ill bring melody and tyler
Melody: * in the background * PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON
Oliver: * looks over shoulder and sighs* mom i gotta go Melody is screaming nonsense.... again. bye mom i love you.
Tyler: momma's boy
Oliver: shut up asshat
Tyler: what did you just say dipshit
Melody: your ringtone is ridiculous
Oliver: yours isnt any better at least mine has class
Melody's ringtone: baby baby oh baby baby oh
Melody: damn it im gonna kill my sister
Tyler: plz kill her she is so annoying
Oliver: *pops outta no where* i second that
-time skip till they get to Oliver's house-
Melody: * rings doorbell really fast and annoyingly* open up
Tyler: im getting a head ache
Oliver: i give 0 shits as long as its annoying you
Melody: * looking in between the two of them* * screams* I.LIKE.CHEESECAKE🍰
Oliver: i luv HONEY🍯
Tyler: I . LIKE . BINGO 🎳
Oliver: old man
Tyler : shut up big butt lover
Oliver: * growls*
Melody : * walks into the kitchen*
Crissy ( oliver's mom) : * is eating pasta* * pushes plate of pasta toward Melody* EAT. NOW.
Melody: SHIT
Oliver: you got caught by the police
Oliver&Tyler: * high five * nice
Tyler: wait.... did i just touch him
Oliver: i touched..... him eww * faints dramitically*
Melody: LOL * sits awkwardly *
Crissy: there was a time i used to look up into my fathers eyes-
Tyler: damn it * looks at Oliver *we're gonna have to sit through a music number arent we
Oliver: yep
Melody: I LIKE TRAINS BUT I HATE UR VOICE IM OUTTA HERE * runs up stairs to oliver's room *
Oliver: she shouldnt have gone up there
Melody: awwwwwwwwwwwww * scream*
Tyler: * runs up stairs in a panic*
Oliver: * walks casually up stairs*
-when they get up there-
melody: * standing next to door with pissed up expression*
Oliver: what
Melody: you have a fridge in here
Oliver: yeah i do i dont like eating pasta all the time
Melody: yes, yes but ITS FULL OF CHEESECAKE
Oliver: and...
Melody: I WANT IT * pouts*
Oliver : take it i got it for you
Melody: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tyler: * takes cookie from his pocket* num num num
Oliver: did i say u could eat in here
Tyler: so what shes eating
Oliver: i gave her permission to eat the 400 cheesecakes that mysteriously fit in the fridge
Melody: magical
Oliver: * has shades on* damn right im magical * pulls shades off dramatically
Tyler: * in the background still eating cookie* hes so damn gay num num num
Melody: * is pressing buttons on the wall* cool
Oliver: well i dont remember those being here
Melody: * presses wrong button* * portal opens up underneath her*
yayyyyyy adventure time
Oliver: * facepalms, grabs duffel bag and jumps in after her yelling* hurry douche bag we havent got all day
Tyler: * sighs , pushes hand through hair dramatically* i guess ill be the hero here
